SEX IS DEATH. (Press one for death/Presione uno para la muerte)

I came to Carthage, where I found myself in the midst of a hissing cauldron of lusts. I had not yet fallen in love, but I was in love with the idea of it, and this feeling that something was missing made me despise myself for not being more anxious to satisfy the need. I began to look around for some object for my love, since I badly wanted to love something. —St. Augustine, Confessions

CNSNews.com brings us details of the latest bit of sexual fascism oozing out of Sodom By The Bay, brought to you by Big Latex (A Division of Big Masturbation), Big Sodomy, Big Government, and the Committee to Destroy the Family.

A new text messaging service sponsored by the San Francisco Health Department is promoted as a convenient way for young people to get "sexual health information." But critics charge that the service, which reportedly targets children as young as age 12, is really designed to circumvent the legitimate authority and moral influence of parents.

12? Behold the genius of the orgasm worshippers!

Here's the bottom line, kiddies:

If the youngster in question is over 21, it's probably too late. He will have to learn the hard way. 18 to 21? If they are on their own, well...we will just have to pray for them.

Anyone providing sexual information to a child under the age of 18 without the written permission of that child's parent or guardian must be jailed.

The "SexInfo" text service was developed "in response to the rising rates of gonorrhea and chlamydia among African-American youth in San Francisco," according to the city's Department of Public Health (DPH).

"SexInfo is remarkably innovative, timely and addresses a key way young people today access information," Dr. Jeffrey Klausner, DPH's director of sexually transmitted disease (STD) prevention and control said in a press release. "It will make it easier for young people to get tested and treated quickly for these types of infections."

Instant translation: You want to have sex with kids? Get more kids to have sex.

It really is just that simple, kiddies.

The SexInfo service allows users to seek information on topics, phrased in the typical short-hand misspelling of mobile telephone text messaging: "SEXINFO: reply with code for answrs. 'A1' if ur condom broke 'B2' if u think ur pregnant 'C3' to find out about STDs 'D4' to find out about HIV More ?'s txt 'Q5.'" (See full list.)

DPH's Jacqueline McCright told USA Today that the service "is aimed at sexually active 12 to 24-year-olds in San Francisco, especially blacks, whose rates of sexually transmitted diseases have increased in the past year."

Yeah, like rubbers are going to help.

DPH gathered young people into focus groups to "discuss the service and assist with its development."

"The young people overwhelmingly had access to unlimited text messaging on their phones," DPH explained, "and considered SexInfo a private service as long as they initiate the messaging."

Deb Levine, executive director of Internet Sexuality Information Services, Inc. (ISIS), which developed the service for DPH, echoed the privacy theme.

"SexInfo empowers youth to get answers to their burning questions in a safe and private way," Levine said.

But Robert Knight, director of the Culture and Family Institute at Concerned Women for America questioned the emphasis on privacy where minors are involved.

"Let's translate 'privacy.' It means 'parents stay out. We're gonna deal with your kids. We know better than you what to do with them,'" Knight said, mocking the promoters' comments. "'And if they should have an unintended pregnancy or sexually-transmitted disease, we'll tell them how to deal with that, too.'"

Bingo! Such are the benighted times in which we live. Did you ever wonder why those who fancy themselves as professional skeptics (the media, left-fascists, the medical establishment, the education mob) refuse to see "sexual education" as simply a recruiting tool to get more people sexually active at an earlier age? You know, so there are more hot, tight-bodied, and (temporarily) disease free girls and boys available for sex with older men who can afford to buy them nice things...Hey, wait a minute...

The nature of the responses from the SexInfo service makes it easy for some parents to understand why the promoters would stress privacy. Any mobile telephone user, regardless of their age, can ask, for instance, what they should do "if ur not sure u want 2 have sex."

"SEXINFO: it's ur choice to have sex or not get informed B4 u decide." The message includes locations, hours and phone numbers for public health clinics where contraceptives and information on sexually-transmitted diseases and abortion are typically available.

See what I mean? Nobody should infringe upon a twelve year old's right to choose to give his/her "lover" a Clinton. That would be fascism.

Another response available to anyone with cellular service is in reply to the query: "txt 'E9' if ur sexually active."

"SEXINFO: b smart. use condoms. get STD checkups every 6 months. And talk 2 ur partner about sex. Tell 'em what u like + what u don't. have fun+stay safe!"

"ru a old dude w/earhair?"

"icky. unless you drive a jag"

Carrie Gordon Earll, spokeswoman for Focus on the Family, told Cybercast News Service that she is not surprised that a public health agency is promoting sex to children and teens.

"You've got your typical 'sex is for recreation' mentality, coupled with 'condoms will protect you,' which we know is not always the case and that they're not always used or used correctly," Earll noted, "and, then, 'let's leave your parents out of this and make sure that this is just between you and the health department.'"

Earll said there is irony in that last point.

"The parents are paying the health department workers and they're paying the phone bills for their own kids, yet the health department workers want to keep this information away from the parents," Earll noted. "That just seems like, almost, a double-whammy against parents' rights in the San Francisco region."

Parenthood will soon be outlawed. Children will be free-range fodder for the devourers of innocence.

Or, as US Senatrix Hitlery Shickelgruber (N-NY) puts it, the age of consent must be abolished.

Knight warned that condoms prevent the spread of only about one-fifth of the more than 25 currently-identified sexually transmitted diseases and chastised public health officials for "throwing condoms at this problem for two decades" as infection rates continued to rise.

You won't hear that on the Today Show.

"They want to keep the 'sexual revolution' going no matter what, even if they're giving bad advice to kids and doing it at taxpayer expense," Knight charged. "This is yet another really bad, bad idea coming out of San Francisco," Knight concluded.

Sexual Rebellion is more like it.

The San Francisco Department of Public Health did not return calls seeking comment for this article prior to its filing for publication.

There's a surprise.

Part 1: SEX IS DEATH. (Stories for Boys) is here.
Part 2: SEX IS DEATH. (Distaff Death) is here.
Part 3: SEX IS DEATH. (Joyously dispensing death) is here.
Part 4: SEX IS DEATH. (Sex is depression) is here.
Part 5: SEX IS DEATH. (When self-pleasuring becomes self-destruction) is here.
Part 6: SEX IS DEATH. (Sex is theft) is here.
Part 7: SEX IS DEATH. (A review of Bareback Mountain) is here.
Part 8: SEX IS DEATH. (What is the ultimate penalty?) is here.
Part 9: SEX IS DEATH. (Haven from reality) is here.
Part 10: SEX IS DEATH. (Sin-redemption-reasons-reason) is here.
Part 11: SEX IS DEATH. (Mommy loves you) is here.
Part 12: SEX IS DEATH. (George Gilder offers a clue) is here.
Part 13: SEX IS DEATH. (Post-killem depression) is here.
Part 14: SEX IS DEATH. (Whither womanhood) is here.
Part 15: SEX IS DEATH. (Saving psychology 1) is here.
Part 16: SEX IS DEATH. (Saving psychology 2) is here.
Part 17: SEX IS DEATH. (Fear of the boomers) is here.
Part 18: SEX IS DEATH. (The battle continues apace) is here.
Part 19: SEX IS DEATH. (Hot for teacher) is here.
Part 20: SEX IS DEATH. (Kids do the darndest things) is here.
Part 21: SEX IS DEATH. (Defects) is here.
Part 22: SEX IS DEATH. (Privates' privacy) is here.
Part 23: SEX IS DEATH. (National Condom Week) is here.
Part 24: SEX IS DEATH. (Wegenics) is here.
Part 25: SEX IS DEATH. (White wedding) is here.
Part 26: SEX IS DEATH. (Literally) is here.
Part 27: SEX IS DEATH. (Can't get me no satisfaction) is here.
Part 28: SEX IS DEATH. (Wrestle with mania) is here.