Reaping the protestant whirlwind: Moral relativism disguised as freedom of conscience.

      I was amused today as I listened to the conservatives' favorite serial adulterer, Rash Dimbulb. No, he didn't broadcast any hilarious Trumpsky parodies. [Trumpsky is a Repansycan, you see, and Mr. Dimbulb doesn't make fun of Repansycans unless they are "establishment" Repansycans.] He spent a good hour lamenting the state of decay of our AmeriKKKan kultur, bitching and moaning about how Penile AmeriKKKans are now able to legally follow five year old girls into the Vaginal AmeriKKKans' restrooms. Poor Rash, he has no idea [Or does he?] that he is a carrier of this particular disease rather than a crusader for the cure.


     What? you ask incredulously, Rash Dimbulb is the leader of Conservativism with a big, fat, capital C, how is he part of the problem? The same way the so-called evangelicals are part of the problem, that's how.

     Let's take divorce, for example. I went and borrowed a genuine protestant bible a while ago and looked this up, so I'm not messing with you. [And this was one of those mainstream prod bibles too, like the one Trumpsky stole from his dying mama, not a Unitarian or 7th Day Adventurist bible. Speaking of which, is anyone really surprised by the giant heel turn by Ben Carson? Not me. After I found out he was an Adventurist, nothing could surprise me. How can you trust a guy who doesn't believe in Hell? How can he be considered Christian? Where do the evildoers go when they die, Benny? A Trumpsky resort?] Jesus said no to divorce. Period. No equivocation, no exceptions. It was right there in glorious prod black and white. So how are all these great examples of "Christian" morality getting divorced and remarried every five minutes, swapping out their old, tired, and dumpy wives in exchange for hot, young, new ones who know which side of their bread the butter's on and don't mind fellatio?

Beats me.

You see, kiddies, you can't have morality if everyone gets to decide what morality is. Without unchanging, unchangeable rules, you inevitably get chaos, perversion, and death. Bummer, Doodle. I know, I know.

What's the answer? You're not going to like it, and yeah, it's predictable coming from me...

The Catholic Church.

Why? Because the road to Hell is indeed paved with good intentions.

Maybe I'm not being clear enough. I should continue this in another post entitled...