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AmeriKKKa continues her inevitable (Yep.) slide into Third World madness.

Behold the fleas with which that mangy orange cur has infested conservatism! SUCKERS! Neo-Nazis battling commies in the streets? Welcome...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

DING-DONG, THE DING-DONG'S DEAD!

Well, politically dead. Ol' Senator Brain Damage will continue to haul his carcass to DC until next January. Intellectually, he never existed at all.
What a joyous day in Totalitarian Pennsylvania! And all The Party of Blasphemy, Buggery, and 'Bortion did was run a Sleestak against Mumblin' Arlen.
Of course, it wasn't just any old Sleestak from Land of the Lost [see 1970's TV, kiddies, not that miserable movie]. Nope, they found themselves a "retired" Admiral Sleestak. Imagine that! A Democrass with an actual war record...
Well, maybe. It seems the U.S. Navy whacked Admiral Sleestak for some sort of misbehavior, but he won't release his records, so we don't know exactly what kind of moron, goofball, or pervert Sleestak is.
HE SOUNDS LIKE THE KIND OF GUY WHO GETS ELECTED TO THE SENATE FROM PENNSYLVANIA!
Get used to hearing "Senator Sleestak" starting in November.

BTW, congrats to Slow Eddie and the Jug-Eared Commie Creep for doing "everything they could" to help poor old Arlen.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Memo To The US Catholic Bishops [and that great example of Catholic womanhood, Rep. Fancy Fakenosy]:

Jesus would establish the rule of law [not men] and property rights in Mexico so her poor and oppressed would stay there. That is what He would do.
[Do not blame me for this translation, blame Babel Fish.]


Jesús establecería el Estado de Derecho [no hombres] y el derecho de propiedad en México así que sus pobres y opreso permanecerían allí. Eso es lo que él haría.
[No me culpe por esta traducción, culpa Babelfish.]

Does Your Werewolf Do The Dog?

That's the title of a song still being written. It is not a ripoff of "Does Your Pussy Do The Dog?" by The Cramps or "Does Your Werewolf Bark?" by The Washington Dead Cats, though it is stylistically and thematically similar.

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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