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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Friday, December 16, 2016

Your Humble Narrator courts future trouble with the IRS, the Secret Service, NAMBLA, its Russian equivalent, and the chekists (who are, frankly, the Russian equivalent) OR,


*Thanks to Mark Levin (My third favorite Jew...Go ahead and try to guess. Here's a hint: Bob Dylan is Number 4.) for that one.

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I know you Clumpskyites and AWUGs (Angry White Unemployed Guys) out there don't want to read the truth, but you've got yourselves tangled up in a genuine cult of personality with this orange psychopath and you are either too proud or too ignorant to admit it.

I know you voted for it because you thought it would wreak vengeance on those who have wronged you. That is just stupid on so many levels. The thirst for revenge blinds you and makes you weak and vulnerable. A cold and calculating victory strategy that would put your enemies to flight is what is called for. But no, you'd rather rage and scream at the darkness because it makes you feel better now. Meanwhile, the creature you consider your hero is giving your enemies power to rule over you while you applaud it for its wondrous "honesty" and "outsider" thinking.


For example, the guy who is about to become your Treasury Secretary is a George Soros bootlicker. And you claim to be an anti-commie anti-globalist American patriot! You are a sucker and a dumbass.

How about your new Secretary of State? He's been sucking Czarina Putina's strap-on for years and getting rich in return. He' s also a baby-eater, a "climate change" freedom and job destroying fascist and the very definition of globalist elite insider. But I'm sure he loves his dog...as long as it doesn't produce too much methane. Can't wait for those robot dogs...

You suckers.

All you'll need to do is watch the Democrass senators at the confirmation hearings. They will only attack the REAL CONSERVATIVES, the true anti-power, anti-establishment outsiders. Beware of those to whom they give a pass.

And one more thing before I forget. What sane human thinks that creepy little sodomite opressing poor Russia deserves anything more than a .22 to the back of his fat head? (As an amateur Russian historian, I think a bomb thrown at his motorcade is more likely. However, my Russian cousins have proved themselves more than adept at both.)

And I do mean sodomite. All that photo-op judo and hunting and deep sea diving is certainly over-compensating for something. (I wouldn't be surprised if Germaine Greer in drag knows exactly what.) And WTF is up with all that barechested bareback riding? That sort of thing attracts a specific sub-genre. You can look it up.

Of course, Clump may simply be a Putina sycophant. I'm not saying that Clump itself definitely is a homosexual, but you must admit there appears to be quite a lot of over-compensation going on there, too. (It is a world famous jock-sniffer. Maybe it's just a big sports fan. Maybe it likes to pay powerfully built young men to urinate on it while it reclines naked in its solid gold bathtub. Who knows?)

Has anybody really given any thought to that whole "grab her by the pussy" thing? It doesn't make any sense. It can buy all the pussy it wants and then some. Plus, there are oodles of females all over the world willing to debase themselves just for a contact high from all that money and power. So why the badass predator act? Could it be that l'il Clumpy can't rise to the occasion?

Even if it does like girls, it seems reasonable to assume it needs some kind of violence and/or degradation to get off.

We'll probably never know for sure, because money definitely can buy you happiness, kiddies...or at least the silence of your victims.

Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Laura Ingraham entered her daughter in a Clump beauty contest? Not funny for the child, of course. But then again, who cares about children? Certainly not her mommy, the alleged Catholic, who now votes the straight (and perhaps not so straight) BabyEater ticket.

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Monday, December 12, 2016

LOOK, KIDDIES! It's Clumpy, the orange threat to love, decency, freedom, and everybody's brain cells!

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See Clumpy's tiny hands, kiddies? That means his penis is smaller than that of all the other clowns. Even Harry Reid's.

And it is much, much smaller than Hitlery's strap-on dildo. (Goober II has been getting hit pretty hard in his pooper ever since the election.)

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Wage and price controls and tariffs, anyone?

Clumpy the Clown is a cross between Herbert Hoover and Richard Nixon without the brains of the former or the boyish charm of the latter.

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.


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