I really need to cheer myself up...

I'd like to post hundreds of comics here, but one never knows when somebody is going to resent the free publicity and call Toolgle's copyright cops.

I could revive The King Abdullah Gazette and post Japanese idol photos. Those ladies love free publicity...

But why should I bother? That would probably be racist ("Where are the idols of other colors, you hater?") and the world really doesn't appreciate beauty any longer. I doubt it deserves beauty either.

I wonder how Jennifer Love Hewitt is doing these days...

TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.

People in New Zealand and Fyodor are always the last to know...

Of course, I wish them all the best.

Jennifer Love Hewitt weds in secret

Jennifer Love Hewitt married her actor partner Brian Hallisay just five days before giving birth to her first child.

The actress' publicist confirmed the surprise wedding news following the arrival of the couple's daughter, Autumn, in November, revealing they married in secret before her arrival.

Hewitt has now opened up about the low-key ceremony, admitting she wed less than a week before becoming a mother, and followed the intimate nuptials with a trip to a homeware store.

She tells US TV host Ellen DeGeneres, "I got married... Five days before she was born, basically... It was just the two of us and then we went to (store) Bed, Bath and Beyond because that's what married people do... It was... really sweet and he's an awesome, incredible father and a great husband and I just feel really lucky."

 You better treat her right, Hallisay.

Hewitt also reveals she struggled to keep her pregnancy a secret during her last appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show in April, 2013 due to her blossoming figure.

She adds, "I was already pregnant and I couldn't tell anybody... The wardrobe (department) put me in this dress... And (my breasts) were like up here and I came out and all I saw was your face and you were like, 'Hey!' And then (guest co-host Matthew Perry) was like, 'Hi,' and I was like, 'Hello!'"

The interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show airs in the US on Tuesday (01Apr14).

I suppose my kissing it to make it better is out of the question...

Some things seem to get lost in the translation, but you get the drift: dear Jen is in pain.

From IANS via Yahoo! Maktoob News:

Jennifer Love Hewitt breaks her wrist

 

Los Angeles, Oct 8 (IANS) Singer [Huh? Not lately, at least not on this continent. - F.G.] Jennifer Love Hewitt is nursing a broken wrist after she got hit during boxing sessions.

Chances are it happened when JLH hit someone or something with her fist. 

 Wow. Check out those wrists.

The actress was trying to get in shape ahead of the second season of her US TV drama "The Client List", in which she plays a single mother working as a high-class prostitute, [Massage therapist, if you please. - F.G.] with a few fitness rounds in the ring, but the exercise routine has left her in pain, reports contactmusic.com.

She tweeted: "Guess who broke her wrist boxing to get fit for season two! I will be spending the weekend resting in my pjs (pyjamas)."

Bugs Bunny played the pyana for Yosemite Sam once...

 

Lyin'-ass bitch in the White [Racist.] House.

From Karl Rove at Rove.com:

Obama's Biggest Opponent Is the Truth

When George Stephanopoulos asked Mitt Romney in a Sept. 14 "Good Morning America" interview what he's learned about President Obama as a debater, the former Massachusetts governor replied, "I think he's going to say a lot of things that aren't accurate."

If Mr. Obama's debate performance mirrors his campaign, Mr. Romney's prediction will be dead on. To get a sense of how comprehensive the president's assault on the truth has been, consider some of his false claims in recent speeches and ads.

One Obama spot says, "To pay for huge, new tax breaks for millionaires like him, Romney would have to raise taxes on the middle class: $2,000 for a family with children."

That claim has been thoroughly discredited, including by PolitiFact Virginia and editorials in this newspaper. Mr. Romney, unlike the president, is committed to cutting taxes for everyone, including the middle class.

Another ad says, "As a corporate raider, [Mr. Romney] shipped jobs to China and Mexico." In response, the Washington Post editorialized, "On just about every level, this ad is misleading, unfair and untrue." As recently as Sept. 17, Mr. Obama claimed in Ohio that Mr. Romney's "experience has been owning companies that were called 'pioneers' in the business of outsourcing jobs to countries like China." But that claim, too, is a fabrication.

There is more. An Obama ad aimed at northern Virginia women intones, "Mitt Romney opposes requiring coverage for contraception." In fact, Mr. Romney opposes the president's unprecedented assault on religious liberties—in this case, the federal government forcing religious institutions (like church-sponsored hospitals, schools and charities) to provide insurance coverage for contraception in violation of their fundamental moral values and, incidentally, the First Amendment.

Candidates always have disagreements, arguing over the meaning of events or evidence. But Mr. Obama has taken ordinary political differences beyond anything we've seen. Every day, it seems, he attempts to disqualify his opponent through deliberate and undeniable falsehoods.

This is only one side of a two-sided coin. The president can't tell the truth about his own record either.

For example, Mr. Obama said at a Univision Town Hall on Sept. 20 that his biggest failure "is we haven't gotten comprehensive immigration reform done." The president then did what is second nature to him: He pinned the blame on Republicans. The problem with this excuse is that the Democrats controlled Congress by huge margins in the first two years of his presidency—and Mr. Obama never introduced an immigration bill or even provided the framework for one.

In the same interview, Mr. Obama claimed that his Justice Department's botched "Fast and Furious" gunrunning program was "begun under the previous administration." This time it was ABC's Jake Tapper correcting the record, pointing out, "it was started in October 2009, nine months into the Obama presidency."

The most troubling recent example of Mr. Obama's serial dishonesty is his administration's effort to deny that the attack on our consulate in Benghazi was a premeditated terrorist assault, as if the truth would somehow tarnish Mr. Obama's foreign-policy credentials.

Voters expect politicians to stretch the truth. But when the offender is as persistent with mistruths, half-truths and no-truths as Mr. Obama is, voters expect the other candidate to blow the whistle. They want their leaders to show toughness and be competitive. Which brings us back to the coming Oct. 3 debate, to be followed by two others on Oct. 16 and 22.

During these widely watched events, Mr. Romney must call out the president. That is not so easy: Mr. Romney can't call Mr. Obama a liar; that's too harsh a word that would backfire. Mr. Romney must instead set the record straight in a presidential tone—firm, respectful, but not deferential. And a dash of humor is worth its weight in gold.

While Mr. Romney must point out the president's misrepresentations, he can't take on the role of fact-checker-in-chief. He should deal comprehensively with several of Mr. Obama's untruths and, having done so, dismiss the rest as more of the same.
By carefully calling into question the president's veracity, Mr. Romney will have the opportunity to provide context: Mr. Obama doesn't shoot straight because he can't defend his record and has no agenda for the future except the status quo, stay the course.

What exactly about the past four years do Americans like? And why would they want four more years like them? Mr. Obama knows how most Americans would answer these questions, which is why he is being so fast and loose with the truth. Mr. Romney's job is to shine a light on this for voters.

This article originally appeared on WSJ.com on Wednesday, September 27, 2012.

Jen, in case you need a place to stay...

...my dacha is always available.

From Realestate.aol.com:

Jenifer Love Hewitt Lists 2 California Homes For Sale 

 [Check out the slideshow at the link above.]

 

Is Jennifer Love Hewitt a little strapped for cash these days? The actress has not only listed her house for sale in lovely Toluca Lake, Calif. -- she's also renting out another one of her properties right down the street.

The first property is a pretty six-bedroom, six-bathroom traditional on sale for $2.895 million. It's a very sweet-looking home, if not overly feminine (check out that powder-pink wallpaper with floral borders), and sits on a leafy quarter-acre.

The second property, which sits on the shores of Toluca Lake, is a little more modern and chic, though smaller. The Spanish-style home has four bedrooms and four bathrooms, and it boasts a pool, spa and lakefront dock. J. Love is leasing it for $12,600 a month. To sweeten the deal, she's also throwing in use of her power boat and kayaks to the future tenants. Not bad.

Several gratuitous photos of the bedazzling Jennifer Love Hewitt, who will remain so always and forever.

From the pages of The King Abdullah Gazette:

Say it ain't so, Jen!

There are two ways to look at Jennifer Love Hewitt's new show, The Client List, in which she plays a woman who takes a job at a massage parlor to support her family when her husband is unable to work, and may have to turn to prostitution to make ends meet. 

The less charitable view is that the delectable JLH's career has jumped the proverbial shark. 

I prefer to see The Client List as an indictment of the horrors everyday people face as they sink ever deeper into the moral and economic cesspool that is Obamastan.

If you're really upset about this, you can always watch Heartbreakers again. That'll fix you right up.

I KNEW I should have bought a winery!

From StupidCelebrities.net:

Jennifer Love Hewitt Dating "Bachelorette" Star Ben Flajnik

“Ghost Whisperer” actress Jennifer Love Hewitt is reportedly dating a reality TV hottie named Ben Flajnik.

Jennifer Love Hewitt apparently fell for Flajnik when she saw him appear as a contestant on “The Bachelorette”.

The actress tweeted, “Omg! Ben F… Gotta book a flight to Sonoma!!!”

I KNEW I should have followed her on Twitter!

But Jennifer must not have been kidding around, the actress and Flajnik were spotted having dinner on Saturday in San Francisco.

This might be the jealousy talking, but the guy looks like a cross between Rafael Nadal and McLovin from Superbad.

The couple was seen at Lion’s Pub, where eyewitnesses saw them “making out”.

I don't think the kids call it "making out" anymore.

Another onlooker revealed, “Ben and Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared to be dating.”

Ben Flajnik, who was a runner-up on the latest season of “The Bachelorette”, is a winemaker from Sonoma, California.

Flajnik?

Jennifer hasn’t been very lucky in love in the past but maybe this guy is the one? They definitely would look cute together!

As always, Jen, I wish you the best.

Now she tells me!

From omg!:

Jennifer Love Hewitt Has 3 Engagement Rings Picked Out Just in Case

Unlike a slew of Hollywood stars, Jennifer Love Hewitt isn't engaged yet -- but she's got her Tiffany engagement ring all picked out. Three of them, in fact.

"I actually have three because I feel like I'm doing the guy a favor," Hewitt, 31, explains during a Tuesday appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres Show.

No, I don't think she sounds crazy. Desperate maybe, but not crazy.

PHOTOS: What Jennifer and other stars wore to the Globes

"Women are very confusing. We never know what we want and we're not very good at nailing that down for them. I feel like I don't want to be upset if he picks a bad ring" explains the Lost Valentine star, who's been dating Alex Beh for about 7 months.

But not desperate enough to call ol' Fyodor.

Hewitt has never been married before -- but broke off her engagement to actor Ross McCall in early 2008.

PHOTOS: Stars' blingy engagement rings

But she's all set should Beh or another suitor bring up matrimony. "If it gets to that conversation. If marriage comes up, I'm like, "You know what's so weird. There is this store [Tiffany's] and there are three rings in it... And if you chose one of these three, I'm going to be really excited. And if you go off on your own, we can have an awful, awkward moment. So why would you want to do that?"

BTW, there is absolutely nothing wrong with Jen's backside.

PHOTOS: Her amazing slim-down

Hewitt gushed about her new guy Beh, who had a great time as her date at the Golden Globes. "It was exciting! He's never been to anything like that. "

Gratuitous Jennifer Love Hewitt Photos of the Day. (What? You were expecting Oprah?)

From the pages of The King Abdullah Gazette: