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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Friday, February 03, 2017

Fyodor begins the laborious 8 year long [unless God cuts us a break] task of naming the latest psychopath to afflict us.

Not that psychology hasn't been kidnapped, raped, and killed by the left-fascists, but some of its terms can come in handy. I present to you...

1) America's Newest Arrested Development President!

I'm not sure exactly what that means, but it is obvious Orange Clump never got past the stage where little boys discover their own genitalia.

Of course, there are those monikers that have become instant classics...

2) The Clod Prince of Orange

 ...which also takes a whack at the alleged Christians that lick its feet and other appendages.

And that leads us to...

3) The Orange Messiah

If you think the left-fascists were slavish in their devotion to Badcock Insane Okhrana, take a gander at the "evangelical Christian conservatives" who, like ALL heretics, can't tell the gospel from their rectums. [I have been trying to keep my New Year's resolution to be more clinical and less scatological in the midst of my disgust.] It will come as no surprise to all you good little kiddies that they are all, when it come to freedom versus license, Conservatives From the Waist Up.

4) Clumpy The Clown


5) The Orange Menace

Ditto. [Which reminds me...Fornicate you, Rash Dimbulb, you fat, deaf, drug addicted serial adulterer and traitor.]

Here's one you won't read anywhere else, kiddies:

6) America's First Luddite [Look it up.] President.

That's right. For the first time ever we have as Fearful Leader a thingee who actually believes that technological progress must be reversed in order to provide jobs for us plebes. [Of course, it couches this ignorance in terms of fear and loathing of Mexicans and Chinamen, which makes it more appealing to AWUGs.* Why? Because AWUGs love their gadgets. Who doesn't like machines? They're clean and cool. Mexicans and Chinamen are smelly and scary.]

*Angry White Unemployed Guys. And they are more than likely to stay that way.

TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

...as has Baby Blues!

Boys are weird...

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...and girls are icky.

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Like I said, icky.

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Yep. Weird is the word.

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What exactly does "grown up" mean, anyway?

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TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.

Speed Bump [and Dave Coverly] has been on quite a roll lately...

Here's a word of advice from your old Uncle Fyodor, kiddies. You can always find solace in the funny papers.

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TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.

Monday, January 30, 2017

ATTACK FROM THE REAL RIGHT: Fyodor whacks the Orange Messiah and his dumbass prod enablers!

     During this past election campaign, my sensitive ears were assaulted by my ignorant heretic neighbors proclaiming the arch-pervert Clump as the Chosen One of God. Their bona fides as Christians are today in shambles as they proclaim the glory of their true messiah, Clumpy the Clown.

     You kiddies know nobody hates the goat raping mindset of the non-moderate mohammedans more than Your Humble Narrator, but did you notice that Orange Clump's immigration order makes no distinction between murderous terrorists and the poor real Christians of the Holy Land who are the very ones being murdered and terrorized?

Nary a bleat from the fake Christian sheeple is heard. There is a particularly nasty place waiting in Hell for the lot of you. May the One, True God have mercy on your black bloody souls, you idolaters, you worshippers of men and their alleged power!

TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.


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