Mass murdering foreigners live it up at taxpayers' expense while American crack addicts live in squalor...

...or, Putting paid to the Koranpot Dome scandal.

The popular version in the mainstream media of suspected terrorists being tortured and humiliated by sadistic U.S. military guards was disputed the other week in a 278-page internal investigative report excerpts of which were published by the Associated Press. If the news accounts of the report purported to show U.S. brutishness and misconduct, it had the opposite effect. Rather, the report reveals that it is the Muslim detainees that are the sadistic thugs and that the military's kid gloves approach is creating dangerous and chaotic conditions for U.S. military personnel.

Far from cowed and passive victims, the suspected terrorists are shown to be defiant and violent rabble-rousers, expertly taking advantage of the U.S. military's weaknesses, and using exaggerated complaints of abuse and Koran desecration to stir up animosity among American liberals and their Muslim sympathizers abroad.

In one instance the AP reports: "Some prisoners at the U.S. base in eastern Cuba have gone on the attack, as in April 2003 when a detainee got out of his cell during a search for contraband food and knocked out a guard's tooth with a punch to the mouth and bit him before he was subdued by MPs.

"Another report details how detainees protested the high temperatures at Guantanamo Bay: "[They] doused guards with whatever liquid was handy - from spit to urine. Sometimes they struck their jailers, one swinging a steel chair at a military police officer." (Perhaps the steel chair was too uncomfortable. Foof chairs would be more comfy and pose less risk to guards.)

Another paragraph documents an instance in which a detainee threw a bottle of urine at a guard in May 2002, "apparently because he believed the soldier had intentionally kicked his hospital bed." When the soldier threw the (now empty) bottle back, the detainee grabbed a steel chair and swung it at guards before he was subdued.

Among the horrors visited upon Taliban prisoners by the U.S., according to a Department of Defense memo, one finds this almost Treblinkan atrocity: "[The memo] concluded [a] soldier had mistreated detainees twice -- the second offense involved cursing at inmates [emphasis added]... Investigators recommended disciplinary action against the soldier and a probe into why the incident wasn't reported up the chain of command." The first offense charged that the MP threw Pine Sol at a detainee after he doused the MP with a bottle of urine. (The MP denied the charges.)

Perhaps the incident was not reported because when service men try to defend themselves against detainees they are inevitably dropped in rank, suffer loss of pay and extra duty, or receive similar harsh punishment. One MP explained why guards take such abuse from suspected terrorists: "The training we have received here at Guantanamo Bay has always stressed... that no matter what happens on the block do not retaliate...it will just get you into trouble."