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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Fyodor giveth, and Fyodor taketh away.

After having solved the third world debt problem and the USA's constitutional crisis (without the lynching of any Supreme Court Justices) in surprisingly short order, I would like propose a solution to the problem of America's best friend in Denmark, Mr. Aage Bjerre.

Let us combine
FREE AAGE BJERRE! with TAKE SOUTER'S HOUSE!

We take Justice Souter's house through (irony of ironies) eminent domain, turn it into the first of many Liberty Hotels and give the food concession to Mr. Aage!

Everybody wins!

Especially Freedom.


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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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