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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Insensitive and Possibly Insane Specieist Remark of the Day.

This one's for you, Jane baby.

Name That Panda!

The Washington Post on Sunday offered some suggested names for the National Zoo's new panda cub. The Post avoided the obvious choices, like Sandra O'Connor (pandas swing on trees; O'Connor, when she isn't teaching fourth grade in Alaska, casts swing votes), and some of their choices were truly inspired:

Parkay (Enough with all the comparisons to it being the size of a stick of butter. It's not butter, okay?)

That gives us a better idea. Given how unlikely it is that the cub will survive, why not name it Toast?
(Thanks to Best of the Web Today.)

1 comment:

WI Catholic said...

When I read that and other articles about the BABY panda, I also searched the sites for references to HUMAN babies in utero... and none called them baby. Any mention at all was fetus.

Hmm, BABY Panda, FETUS Human... what is wrong here? The BABY Panda is not yet fully formed, either, and is definitely NOT viable.....

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