EEK! (Part One)

OMG!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, KIDDIES!!!!!!!!!

OUR MORAL AND INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORS ARE SCREAMING IT AT US AND THEY CANNOT BE MISTAKEN! (Nor could they be pushing their left-fascist political agenda!)


Asia? DEAD!

AP: Experts: Obesity a 'Disaster' for Asia
The rapid modernization of China and other Asian countries has produced an alarming spike in the rate of obesity and diabetes, which could undermine the region's economic and social stability, experts warned Wednesday.

The English? DEAD!

Nutraingredients.com: Obesity initiative targets English school food
A multi-million pound project designed to secure the future of healthy school food and tackle childhood obesity has been launched in England.

Business development managers? DEAD!

Nutraingredients.com: Use technology to tackle obesity, urges food industry insider
We desperately need to change the corrosive debate over obesity by looking for innovative solutions rather than just scapegoats, says a Danisco business development manager.

The undernourished shall inherit the earth!

New Scientist: Obesity epidemic 'engulfing the entire world'
The world's overweight people now outnumber the undernourished, according to Paul Zimmet, in his speech to the International Congress on Obesity

Asia? Still DEAD!

Guardian Unlimited: Obesity in Asia mirrors western increase
Rapid modernisation of China and other Asian countries produces alarming spike in obesity rate.

Contra Costa? DEAD!

Contra Costa Times: Growing obesity problem is focus of global meeting
An obesity pandemic threatens to overwhelm health systems around the globe with illnesses such as diabetes and heart disease, experts at an international conference warned Sunday.

Huh? The Meat News?

Meat News: AGRICULTURE TRADE KEY TO OBESITY
The failure of the WHO trade talks should prompt leaders to rethink food and farming practices to combat obesity epidemic, an obesity expert says.

The Internet and all taskforces that study it? DEAD!

Roto-Reuters: Exploitative Internet marketing fuels child obesity
Self-regulation in food and beverage marketing is being exploited and is failing to curb childhood obesity, research by a global obesity taskforce presented on Tuesday has found.

Children (who are our future, you know)? DEAD!

AFP: Obesity experts urge global ban on junk-food advertising to children
A group of leading international obesity experts has called for a global ban on advertising junk food to children as part of a worldwide fight against fat.

Women? DEAD!

PhysOrg: Obesity pandemic hurts women more than men: expert
The global obesity pandemic combined with society's anti-fat bias is more damaging to women than to men, an expert warned at an international conference Wednesday.

Stockholders? DEAD!

Stuff: McDonalds and Coke before obesity inquiry
The two companies most often accused of fattening children say there is little evidence bans or restrictions on their products would cut obesity rates.

Formerly Christian women's organizations? DEAD!

Whittier Daily News: YMCA fighting obesity
The YMCA of Greater Whittier is leading the local fight against obesity with America On the Move Week, Sept. 23 to 30, and mobilizing the community to get active.

Home of Super Bowl XL champion Steelers? DEAD!

PR Newswire: Highmark Inc. and Its Regional Partners to Focus on Community Solutions to Address Childhood Obesity
[Press Release] Highmark, along with its regional partners, will present a childhood obesity prevention event for professionals and the public on Saturday, Sept. 16, at the David L. Lawrence Convention Center in downtown Pittsburgh.

Kerala bears? DEAD! (I know. Go ahead and sue me.)

New Kerala: Kids obesity risk can be identified in early childhood
Parents and pediatricians may now be able to identify the risk of obesity in kids since early childhood, based on the results of a a new research study.

Dr. Atkins? DEAD!
His diet? LOOKING GOOD! IS THEIR STOCK ON THE MARKET?

Bloomberg.com: Protein Diet Best Quells Hunger, May Fight Obesity, Study Shows
A diet rich in protein may help people shed weight because it triggers the production of a hormone that quells hunger, researchers found, opening a new front in the battle against obesity.

Sperm? DEAD!

Healthandage: Obesity linked to male infertility --- HealthandAge
A 20 pound increase in weight leads to a ten per cent increase in male infertility. Infertility affects around couple in six and the causes are diverse. A team at the US National Institute of Environmental Health now reveals that obesity can be one factor in male infertility. (That's virility. Morons.)

Farmers? KILL THEM ALL NOW!

AP: Western ag policies blamed for obesity
The agricultural policies of the world's top producing nations are contributing to the increasing problem of obesity in developing nations, a leading researcher said Monday.