Accused fetus-eater says he's vegetarian.

Now there's a headline you don't see every day.

The Kansas abortionist who had his license pulled and clinic closed after high-profile accusations by at least one employee that he microwaved a fetus and mixed it into his lunch says the charge is ''outrageous'' because he's a vegetarian who is squeamish about meat.

''I was raised very strictly,'' Krishna Rajanna told the Kansas City Pitch Weekly. ''My mother would commit suicide before she'd even think of touching a meat product.''

Too bad nobody threatened her with a corndog before he was a fetus.

Though he says his diet has become more lax since moving from India in the 1970s, he would never eat a fetus.

''This is outrageous,'' he said.

He says the accusation by former clinic staffer Julia Walton Garcia was just an attempt at revenge for firing her.

No charges were brought against Rajanna for the alleged fetus consumption, but not because law enforcement authorities disbelieved the accusation. The problem for the district attorney was that there are no laws against eating fetuses.

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