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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

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"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Monday, June 27, 2005

You know The Church is in trouble when...

...the priest is the only male on the altar during Mass. There were two "altar servers", (As opposed to altar boys, which phrase you only hear conjoined with "molested".) five "eucharistic ministers", (Don't get me started on that one.) the "song leader", and the "Guitarzan" , all on the distaff side.

Ok, I made up that last one. But it's a perfectly good title for the strum along accompanist during Hee-Haw masses. All we need do is pay a small royalty to Ray Stevens and we're set. Heck, Ray might be a good Catholic boy and let us use it for free.

Posted by TheChurchMilitant at 10:03 AM

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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