He'd be better off hanging with whores and tax collectors.

As his final American revival meeting continued Saturday, a fragile Billy Graham was met onstage by former President Clinton who honored the evangelist, calling him "a man I love."

NEWSFLASH! Clinton mistakes Billy Graham for a fat white chick with low self esteem.

Clinton spoke briefly before Graham's sermon and recalled how the man known as America's pastor had refused to preach before a segregated audience in Arkansas decades ago when that state was in a bitter fight over school desegregation.

"I was just a little boy and I'll never forget it," said Clinton, who was joined by his wife, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

I'll bet you $20 that's a lie.

"I've loved him ever since. God bless you, friend."

Graham called the Clintons "wonderful friends" and "a great couple," quipping that the former president should become an evangelist and allow "his wife to run the country."

I tried. I really tried to give that old fool the benefit of the doubt.

May God have mercy on his soul.