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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Friday, September 21, 2012

I get mail...

...from subcontinental Indians who just don't get it, or from a neurosurgery website's evil web-crawling robot that spams anyone and anything anywhere that has the word "spine" in it.

Thank you for giving information on spine surgery.It is really good and helpful for the people.Keep giving such a valuable information.I will wait for your next post. Regards:spine surgery in india on Google grows a temporary spine, but just wait until the IRS comes knocking in the second Okhrana term.

--Neuro Surgery India

If the former, I am amused. If the latter, not so much...but it reassures me that the Machine from Person of Interest is still a few years off...

But what if they really are growing spines in India...FROM ZOMBIES???!!!???

This concludes The Long Hot Zombie Summer Of 2012, kiddies, since autumn officially begins tomorrow for those of us in the northern hemisphere.

It has been quite a ride, hasn't it? From a simple Miami face-eating to a Canadian porn star and cannibal afflicted with same sex attraction disorder to the insipid "music" and demented philodoxy of Kurtsey "Like hell I'm going to bow" Frausun to zombie worms and seagulls, it has truly been a summer to forget [and regret].

But the web never forgets [and knows not the meaning of forgiveness], so this summer will be immortalized here with its own label until The Singularity comes and all the world's nonsense will be burned forever into what will pass for our brains. Whither our souls then, kiddies? 

Whither indeed?

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.


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