Stop me if you've heard this one...

Here's a doozy from the apostates at the Catholic Campaign For Human Development:

33 million Americans are descending into poverty.

1 million American kids suffer from lead poisoning.

1 out of 6 high school and middle school students are bullied every year.
1 in 88 American kids is born with autism.
1 in 166 American kids is born with autism.
1 in 12 American kids have ADHD.
Odds of your child dying in a car accident are 1 in 23,000.
1 in 6 Americans lives in poverty.
1 in 6 American kids is starving.
1 in 9 elderly Americans is abused.
36,000 Americans die annually from the flu.
12,000 Americans die annually from the flu.
1 in 160 American kids is born with autism.
1 in 150 American kids is born with autism.
1 in 110 American kids is born with autism.
60 million American adults are obese.
1 in 4 girls is sexually abused by age 18.
1 in 6 boys is sexually abused by age 18.