NEWS FLASH! Repansycan lawbreakers are made, not born...

...while the opposite must be true of Democrasses...

AP: Mark Foley claims being molested as teen

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Former Rep. Mark Foley, under investigation for sending lurid Internet messages to young male Capitol Hill pages, issued a series of revelations from rehab, including a claim that he had been sexually abused as a teen.

Attorney David Roth, speaking on Foley's behalf at a Florida news conference Tuesday, said Foley was molested between ages 13 and 15 by a clergyman. He declined to identify the clergyman or the church, but Foley is Roman Catholic.

How convenient. The only institution that still combats the mortal sin of sodomy just happens to be the one responsible for allowing little Marky to be turned into the sodomite we see before us today!

"Mark does not blame the trauma he sustained as a young adolescent for his totally inappropriate" e-mails and instant messages, Roth said. "He continues to offer no excuse whatsoever for his conduct."

But you felt it necessary to bring it up now instead of last year, didn't you, Mr. Shyster?

BTW, booze addiction was to blame just yesterday, wasn't it?

Tomorrow it will be the Internet....