Here's a big surprise: It is a SEX IS DEATH story.

We reap what we sow, kiddies. Just have sex with your spouse. (That's s-p-o-u-s-e, Rush. Singular.)

In case you had not noticed, perverts cannot control themselves...

WGAL: Police: Shooter At Amish School Molested Kids

NICKEL MINES, Pa. -- Pennsylvania state police now say Charles Carl Roberts IV, 32, confessed to his wife he had molested two young relatives two decades ago just before he killed five Amish children at a school in Bart, Pa, on Monday.

There were two young family members of Roberts' between the ages of 3 and 5 years old who he claimed he molested, police said. Roberts made those claims in a phone call to his wife.

Roberts also said in his suicide notes that he was again having dreams about molesting children. He was also very upset about the loss of a daughter nine years ago.

From the interviews by state police, family members had no knowledge of any molestation.

Police also said that Roberts brought a sexual lubricant with him to the crime scene and they believe he had planned to sexually assault the children.

However, state police arrived at the scene and Roberts began shooting.