I've Always Been a Yankees Fan: Hillary Clinton in Her Own Words by Thomas Kuiper
Mistress of Darkness and US Senator Hitlerly Schickelgruber (N-NY) has been known to tell a whopper or two when she feels the need to lie. (How can you tell when she's lying? 1. She's awake. 2. She's just nodding off after a heavy meal of Chinese fetuses.)
Return with me now to those thrilling days of yesteryear when men were women and interns were fat and had no self-esteem...
Get to know Hillary Clinton like never before with this often shocking, always hilarious collection of the former-First Lady and aspiring-President's own quotes!
From claiming to be named after a famed mountaineer (Sir Edmund Hillary actually scaled Mt. Everest years after she was born), to bragging about being a lifelong Yankees fan (although she grew up in Chicago rooting for the Cubs), Hillary shows that there's no tall tale too tall to tell.
With extensive, attributed sources, including recollections from former Clinton aide Dick Morris, this is the biggest collection of Hillary quotes ever... witty with clever illustrations, and always hilarious context.
Whether it's yelling at her Secret Service guards:
"If you want to remain on this detail, get your a** over here and grab those bags." (To an agent who wanted to keep his hands free in case of a security threat.)
...or grumbling about photo ops with young children, or arguing that taxpayers should buy her a pool, Hillary is never short on ambition and is sometimes salty enough to make a sailor blush!
"This wonderful little book will give you all the ammunition you need to hold up your end of the argument and make sure that Hillary's quotes and lies are not forgotten but come back to haunt her."...from Dick Morris's Forward
From health care to Oval Office high jinks, from Watergate to Whitewater, this is a book that humorously but pitilessly underscores Hillary’s hypocrisy, flip-flops and endless pandering. and one and one that could have a major impact on her Presidential aspirations. With HIllary almost certain to play a big role in the 2008 presidential elections. “I've Always Been A Yankees Fan” is sure to be one of the most applauded - and pilloried - Hillary titles of the year.
* WTF??? Look here.
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