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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

If Tom Cruise wasn't a rich leftist, he'd be labeled a dangerous cultist and the Clintons would burn down his compound and kill everyone there.

Imagine what would happen if someone from...oh, I don't know...let's say someone belonging to Opus Dei , tried to make a funny like this...

WSB-TV 2: Placenta Eating Comment Was Joke, Cruise Says
(Apr 18 12:47 PM) The reports of Tom Cruise eating Katie Holmes' placenta after she gives birth to their child have escalated out of control.

BBC: Cruise plays down 'placenta plan'
(Apr 18 5:33 AM) Actor Tom Cruise denies reports he plans to eat the placenta and umbilical cord of his new baby.

BBC: Tom Cruise 'will eat baby's placenta'
(Apr 18 1:50 AM) Actor Tom Cruise says he plans to eat the placenta and umbilical cord of his new baby.

I believe him because Slavemaster Hu's in town and Tom could get all the Slave Chinese placenta or fetuses he wants with a reference from Hitlery.

Meanwhile,
the Hawaiians are not amused in the least.

BTW, kiddies, there are no such things as coincidences.

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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