If Tom Cruise wasn't a rich leftist, he'd be labeled a dangerous cultist and the Clintons would burn down his compound and kill everyone there.

Imagine what would happen if someone from...oh, I don't know...let's say someone belonging to Opus Dei , tried to make a funny like this...

WSB-TV 2: Placenta Eating Comment Was Joke, Cruise Says
(Apr 18 12:47 PM) The reports of Tom Cruise eating Katie Holmes' placenta after she gives birth to their child have escalated out of control.

BBC: Cruise plays down 'placenta plan'
(Apr 18 5:33 AM) Actor Tom Cruise denies reports he plans to eat the placenta and umbilical cord of his new baby.

BBC: Tom Cruise 'will eat baby's placenta'
(Apr 18 1:50 AM) Actor Tom Cruise says he plans to eat the placenta and umbilical cord of his new baby.

I believe him because Slavemaster Hu's in town and Tom could get all the Slave Chinese placenta or fetuses he wants with a reference from Hitlery.

Meanwhile, the Hawaiians are not amused in the least.

BTW, kiddies, there are no such things as coincidences.