It Takes A Sexy Village To Staff A Sexy Gestapo Unit Update.

A couple of Hitlery's überwählers: Edmund "Ouch" White (left) and Erica Yawng (right).



Meadville, PA's aging sex kitten and noted Hollyweird peace breather Sharon Stone and some other dried out old has-beens deign to offer makeover advice to the senior Junior US Senator from New Weimar, Hitlery Clinton.


Hillary 'too sexy' to win White House
Sharon Stone believes it's too soon for 58-year-old senator


Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton should stay out of the 2008 presidential race because she is too sexy to win, says actress Sharon Stone.

Stone, 48, believes the 58-year-old New York Democrat has an intimidating sexuality that will cost her votes, according to Hollywood Life magazine.

Actually, Sharon, it's the thought of her jackbooted thugs kicking down our doors that will cost her votes.

"I think Hillary Clinton is fantastic, but I think it is too soon for her to run (for president)," Stone told the magazine.

Stone contended a woman should be "past her sexuality" when she runs for the highest office.

"Hillary still has sexual power, and I don't think people will accept that," she said. "It's too threatening."

Ahhhh...So much material. So little bandwidth...

Since all the evidence I have seen indicates La Stone likes boys, I will let her comments on the sexiness of Goober II's gealterte frau pass as expressions of mere political sympathy.

As a red-blooded Italo-Russo-American male I can assure everyone their eyes are not deceiving them. There are only two psychological types who find this hassenkuh (Another neologism from Your Humble Servant - "hate-cow") attractive:

#1 Sycophantic nazi wannabes who need a "strong leader" to guide them to greater totalitarian heights. (See Hitler's Willing Executioners.)

#2 Masochistic sexual perverts like Edmund White.


While Stone is urging Clinton to wait, singer Madonna wants her to jump into the race, the newspaper Australian said, quoting Out magazine.

"I don't think now is necessarily her time, or the Democrats' time, but she should certainly go for it," Madonna said.

"You've got to start somewhere in terms of a woman leading the U.S. In Europe and Asia and elsewhere, women have ruled over millions. It's not an abstract concept.

Sweetie, in the inimitable words of Ron White, "The next time you have a thought, let it go."

"But in America, men are still afraid," Madonna continued. "And I don't think women are too comfortable with the idea of a female in charge."

Do I detect a whiff of the National Distaff Socialist Party's line?

Oh, and girls? The only men afraid of the likes of you are the #2's above.

Actress Susan Sarandon, however, known for her political activism, said earlier this month she viewed Hillary as a "great disappointment," because she didn't vote against the Iraq war.

Neither did Senator War Criminal, but you voted for him, didn't you?

"She's kill lost kill her kill progressive kill following kill because kill of kill her kill caution kill and kill centrist kill approach kill," Sarandon said.

Did you spot the progressive message from La Sarandon? Try reading between the lines.

"It bothered me when she voted for the war. There were brave people who
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didn't. She's not worse than other politicians, but I hoped she would
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be better.

"What America is looking for is authentic people." (To kill. - F.G.)

All of which brings to mind this question: How exactly do cold blooded creatures go through menopause?