Sharon Stone, who wasn't even the best looking chick in Meadville, PA back in the day, and was never as hot as she was made out to be, proves she...

...just may be the dimmest bulb on the nearly extingushed Hollyweird scoreboard.

Peace just a breath away, says Sharon Stone

Yeah, but... Sharon baby, what if the guy breathing down your lovely neck is a certified goat-raping terrorist wearing a C4 vest instead of an Armani suit?

A peaceful co-existence between the peoples of the Middle East is but a breath away, Hollywood star Sharon Stone said after a highly publicized visit to Israel.

"It feels to me that we have an opportunity ... to choose understanding in a new way," she told a press conference in Paris when asked about her trip.

I really shouldn't pick on the Hollyweird glitterati. They think that since so many people pay so much attention to them, they can really make a difference in this poor old world by just saying something. Or anything. It's vanity, that's all.

"And it really is just a breath. It's just an agreement that's just a breath. We are not far apart. We can choose to have this alternative kind of growth that is a collective nuance of understanding.

Now wait just a darn minute there, missy! Is it a breath or an agreement?

"We are just that breath away from a peaceful co-existence," she added after her visit to Israel as a guest of the Peres Center for Peace, a foundation run by Nobel laureate and former Israeli prime minister Shimon Peres.

"Peaceful co-existence"? Is she channeling every commie dictator from Lenin to whatever arch-murderer is running Slave China today? Where's Shirley MacLaine when you need her? (BTW, Shirl, baby, I was Charlemagne and I'm darn sure I could have done better than you.)

Stone, 48, who visited several projects aimed at promoting peace, including a kindergarten for Israeli and Palestinian children in Jaffa, was also photographed praying at the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem, the holiest Jewish shrine.

Stone, who is also an ardent champion of women's rights, was in Paris ahead of the release of her latest film "Basic Instinct II".

Yeah, I'm sure this flick will be another triumph for oppressed women everywhere.

She told journalists that she was delighted that women were stepping up to take their place in the world, taking on new jobs to which they brought something unique, "their feminine instinct."

"This is a new and very exciting time for women, because women by their very nature are creative and not destructive. (Hoohoo! Hitlery ought to use ol' Sharon as a speechwriter! Gebärmütter über alles! - F.G.) And this is an extraordinary and important thing that we can bring into a world that awaits the opportunity for peace."