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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

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"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

24's Body Count Update.


From Right Wing Nuthouse:

BODY COUNT

After taking the night off last week, the Grim Reaper came back refreshed and determined to make up for lost time.

Bierko’s bums bop two cops. A guard at the gate is history. Two gas company employees meet their maker. The total from the firefight in the control room is grisly; two TAC teamers go down but our boys send 5 terrorists to hell. Jack has his best night of the year so far accounting for four souls faithfully departed.

JACK: 19
SHOW: 155


I was hoping we'd discover Audrey was working with the terrorists. (She still may be. Her Dad, the SecDef, might be an ally of Vice President Hilter.) Jack's got to learn to concentrate on saving us from the bad guys and forget about all these dames who are nothing but trouble. (Including his daughter, who seems to have conveniently dropped from sight again. My guess is she's going to be pulled from a boat by a croc and Jack will have to choose between saving Kim and stopping the elevation of VP Hilter to Emperor.)

Posted by TheChurchMilitant at 10:03 AM

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