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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Bob Schieffer's crackup...

...or, Cronkite's Disease is catchy.

Is it just me, or does the following appear to be the ravings of a man heavily medicated? Believe it or not, this tripe is broadcast to folks around the globe and to all the flying saucers in the sky. (Unless you are wearing your aluminum foil berets, les enfants.)

Stranger Than Fiction
(Thanks to the Tupperware Network, Yahoo!News, and The Laura Ingraham Show for the heads up on this one.)

I have been trying to catch up on the news since I came back from vacation, and I'll tell you one thing: these critics are right. You can't believe anything you read in the paper or see on TV anymore.

I mean, I just read that the Miss America contest is leaving Atlantic City — bad TV ratings. Well, maybe that could be true. Miss America celebrated winners, and those TV reality shows that get the big ratings always humiliate losers.

Even so, moving Miss America out of Atlantic City is like saying the Alamo is moving out of Texas. That's as far fetched as those stories that the Rev. Pat Robertson wanted to assassinate the leader of Venezuela because it's cheaper than fighting a war, or that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, who led the drive to settle Israelis in the occupied Palestinian territories, has just led a drive to move the Israelis out.

Actually, I hope that one is true. But this next one can't be right: portraits of Alan Greenspan are the art world's new bestsellers? A young artist named Erin Crowe put 18 of her impressionist paintings of the Fed chairman in a show in Sag Harbor, Maine, and they sold out in a Wall Street minute. Some of them are bringing as much as $10,000 each.

Alan is a handsome devil but, still, I wonder about it.

And then there's the story that Jennifer Connelly, the actress in those scary movies, told a reporter. She said she likes to shop online while having sex.

Now, that warrants further investigation.

I think she's kidding, but a guy my age is convinced he knew her mother.

WTF?

Maybe so, but I still don't trust the media.

Ohhhhhh. Bob's discovered irony.

By Bob Schieffer©MMV, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.

There must be something we can do to stop this kind of abuse of our precious copyright laws.

Maybe, if we simply ignore Bob, he'll go back to the home.

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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