As if anyone needed any more evidence Brent Musberger is the biggest horse's ass in sports television...

LEFT: Teammates mob Micahel Memea, who hit the game-winning homer.









...or, Fyodor's Shilpit Wee Nyaff of the Day!

Before I get to Mr. Cheeseburger, let me congratulate the boys from Ewa Beach, Hawaii for winning the Little League World Series yesterday in most dramatic fashion.

I'd also like to congratulate the boys from Willemstad in the Netherlands Antilles for their tremendous effort in the championship game.

Unfortunately, the broadcast was marred by the presence of Musburger, who was worse than usual. I expect constant nonsensical babbling about nothing in particular from him, and was not disappointed. He even managed to forget how many outs there were on occasion.

The blockheads' blockhead reached a new low however when the camera caught one of the Hawaiian players making the Sign of the Cross in the dugout during the last inning. Bent Brent's reaction?

"I guess he wants to get as much mojo working as possible."

May God have mercy on your soul, Musburger.

And may ABC send you to do NBA games, where nobody will hear you.