Think of her as the British equivalent of Paris Hilton, only not as rich. (Part One)

From the pages of The King Abdullah Gazette:

This is Lady Victoria Frederica Isabella Hervey and she is certified British nobility. She is not as hot as the other babes that grace the pages of my idiot blog, but her title is worth three bonus points to Americans who hate aristocracy but are fascinated by aristocrats. How else can you explain why people stand in front of the monkey cage while feces are being hurled at them? Or the success of the Kennedys?

From Wikipedia:

The Lady Victoria Frederica Isabella Hervey (born 3 October 1976), is an English socialite and one-time "It girl" (later corrupted to "Twit Girl" in much of the media), is the elder daughter of the 6th Marquess of Bristol and his third wife Yvonne Sutton. She is the older sister of the 8th Marquess of Bristol and of Lady Isabella Hervey, and her older half-brothers were the 7th Marquess of Bristol and Lord Nicholas Hervey, both deceased.