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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

We lost power yesterday afternoon...the generators are gulping price-gouged gas made from commie Venezuelan oil...the toilets exploded about 2 AM...

...there are reports of white on white cannibalism coming over the shortwave set...we can only assume California has been lost...

Why, oh, why didn't we listen? We should have known we were totally dependent on the illegal Mexican underclass for everything...

Toilet paper stocks are dangerously low...nobody's watching the baby and the hedges need trimming...

No...No! It can't be true...Soylent Green is people!

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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