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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Monday, May 01, 2006

Trees go to Detroit to die.

All We Can Say Is Wow!
As all norteamericanos know, this Friday is Cinco de Mayo. But that's not the only reason it's a special day. It's also the septaquintaquinquecentennial*** of the Detroit Free Press. "Each day in the week leading up to our 175th birthday on May 5," the Freep promises, "we'll wow you with some facts about us and what we do." Here's what they've done so far:

Saturday: "Some Free Press staffers have gained fame writing
books. Here's a purrfect example."

Sunday: "We run a lot of names. But which ones do we run the
most? Here are the top dozen from 2005 with the number of stories in which their name is mentioned at least once."

Monday: "At 175 years young, the Detroit Free Press has
outlasted nearly all its peers, becoming the second-oldest continuously operated business in Michigan. We've tried to be good neighbors."


Wow, are we ever wowed!

*** Now we've done it--we're going to be inundated by emails from pedants who prefer terquasquicentennial.

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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