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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

24's Body Count Update.

From Right Wing Nuthouse:

BODY COUNT

The Grim Reaper took the night off, resting up for next week as Jack may have to wade through a lot of blood in order to reach his ultimate objective; Henderson.

JACK: 30

SHOW: 184

I love the smell of speculation in the morning...

Secret Service agent Aaron will save the Designing First Lady from a suicide attempt and kill President Hilter before he can shut ol' Martha up for good. Martha and Aaron become an item.

Chloe will be named acting head of the newly reconstituted CTU in the final three minutes of the final hour.

Jack will actually arrest some of the Men With Phones In Their Ears (They don't have the stones to try and shoot it out with him.) and their trial will figure prominently in next season's storyline.

Curtis and Chloe will marry and he will be forced to leave CTU because of some silly government nepotism rule. Curtis will then...

...Start a private security consulting firm with a retired Jack Bauer. Needless to say, they both will be dragged back into the fight against Big Badness next year. Look for Curtis to get shot early and for Chloe to break down.

Nobody cares about Mike Novick.

Buckaroo Banzai Henderson will die horribly by his own hand. Literally. I predict he will become the first man to successfully choke himself to death with his bare hands.

Kim Bauer will reappear before this season ends, looking better than she did the last time we saw her and sans the therapist-cum-boyfriend.

In the final seconds of this season's 24 hours, it will be suggested the Men With Phones In Their Ears are disgruntled sports agents.

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