Boss Brain Damage tells that uppity candidate, Lynn Swann, how to win the colored vote.

The senior citizen Senator from PA can't help himself. He really does think he knows what he's talking about. I blame Bush and Rove for this.

From Phillyburbs.com:

There was U.S. Sen. Arlen Specter dispensing unsolicited advice, suggesting that Swann, who is black, cultivate black voters' support by becoming "conversant" on job training and other issues important to African-Americans and talking about them in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh.

"Speak Ebonics to Power", saith the Brain Damaged One.

"His race could be a very strong factor, but not in a shirt and tie," Pennsylvania's senior senator told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. "Have him go into the community and get his hands dirty."

Of course! You see, kiddies, in Arlen's feverish mind, all blacks are either sharecroppers in overalls or retarded children who can't function without Uncle Leviathan holding their hands.

Mr. Swann never had much of a chance, but with "friends" like Senator Brain Damage on his side, the odds against him have increased.

The bottom line, kiddies? Swann could not be any worse than Slow Eddie Rendell.