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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

ATTENTION! All you Anglo-Saxons out there trying to extort six bucks from us dagos for a tuna melt by calling it a "panini", CUT IT OUT!

Ack! That's chicken you-know-what on a croissant! Get that French stuff outta here!


That's better, even though it has turkey on it instead of capicola and Genoa salami. And that olive is a rather effete touch, don't you think?


Face the facts. You wouldn't know a panini if it took your daughter to the prom.

Take pride in your extremely limited culinary heritage and call it what it is, a freakin' tuna melt. And lower the price to a more reasonable $3.00.

(Humblest appy-polly loggies, kiddies. Old Fyodor had a bad lunch hour today.)

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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