Also, would you please whip us and kick us in the genitals? Could you also please stop us from having kids? Oh, and shoot us if we disobey you.

AP: China Internet Group Calls for Censorship

China's official Internet industry association is calling on its members to help the government suppress material deemed subversive or immoral.

"Unhealthy information" online has harmed Chinese children and threatens social stability, the Internet Society of China said in a statement. The 5-year-old group is the government-sanctioned association for Internet service providers and Chinese Web sites.

"We should run our business in a civilized way," said the statement issued Wednesday and reported by the government's Xinhua News Agency. "We should not produce, disseminate and spread information that harms state security, social stability and information that violates laws and regulations and social morality."

Ah, the morality of the slaves...

The group called for its 2,600 member companies to supervise content, delete "unhealthy" information and oppose acts that undermine "Internet civilization," Xinhua said.

China's communist government encourages Internet use for education and business but tries to block access to sensitive material. The country has the world's second-largest Internet population after the United States with 110 million people online.

...as opposed to the morality of their masters.

The Internet Society statement didn't give any examples (Smart boys. Stalin used get a lot of people that way. "Give me details of the wrecking you observed, Comrade Victimovich." - F.G.) of material that members should suppress or say what prompted the appeal.