Q: How do you make Natalie Portman ugly?
A: Get her talking politics! (Heehee. But seriously, folks, she's pretty much a commie. She should talk to Orit.) Or maybe shave her head.
On second thought, she is kind of hot as a bald babe.
But I definitely prefer the hirsute Natalie.
ABOVE and BELOW: Natalie posing against type. I hate to admit it, but there is something about a good girl gone naughty.
ABOVE: My alltime favorite Natalie shot.
A mouth to die for...
Wowee wow wow wow...
ABOVE: I like this one better in black and white.
And for you Star Wars freaks out there (you know who you are)...
Star Wars was the best career move she could have made. No matter what she says or does from now on, she will have millions of fans for as long as she lives. (Memo To O. J. Simpson: Isn't it funny how Capricorn One didn't work out that way for you?)
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