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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

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"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

NEWS FLASH! Osama bin Bareback is not as big a sissy as previously thought!

A major league wow from Best of the Web Today confounds those who were counting on Señor bin Goat Rape to appear in the new out-Broadway production of La Cage.

Hugs Are for Arming
"The former Melbourne taxi driver convicted this week of receiving cash from al-Qaeda has told of his meetings with Osama bin Laden, and how the world's most-wanted man had a softer side. 'You know, he didn't mind being hugged, but kisses he didn't like,' says Jack Thomas, the 32-year-old Werribee father of three who trained under the al-Qaeda leader in Afghanistan."--Sydney Morning Herald, Feb. 28

Posted by TheChurchMilitant at 11:33 AM

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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