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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

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"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

So, you think ol' Bushie is snooping on your booty calls, eh?

On 28 March 2002, top al-Qaeda terrorist Abu "Zabba-Zooba" Zubaida was captured in Pakistan along with his cell phone and handed over to us. I can only hope he was tortured enough to extract everything he knew.

Anyway, Abu's cell phone had over three hundred US phone numbers in its memory. These numbers were surveilled, NOT yours. (See Richard Miniter's latest book here.)

Mr. Zubaida's drycleaner and favorite kosher New York deli, whose numbers were naturally found on the memory chip, were wiretapped for about ten minutes until the evil NSA realized these numbers were merely those of a drycleaner and a deli. The evil NSA then moved on and prevented the slaughter of untold numbers of innocents.

Please call your congressthing and Senatrixes and ask them to continue allowing the good guys (that's us, kiddies) to wage war against the bad guys (that's the goat rapists).

Posted by TheChurchMilitant at 9:12 AM

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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