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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

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"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Monday, November 21, 2005

And speaking of the forces of the antichrist...

...I found a flyer stuck in my door the other day. It was produced by the Seventh Day Adventists (who?) and claimed the Pope (Well, all Popes, I guess. It was copyrighted last century.) was the antichrist.

I know the proper thing to do is to pray for these poor benighted souls, but if I ever catch one of these moral cretins leaving their filth on my property, I'm gonna lay my hands upon them.

On a lighter note, I sometimes receive invitations to a local Baptist church addressed to "Resident". May I suggest you folks get some marketing help?
I think Carville's available.

Posted by TheChurchMilitant at 1:19 PM

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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