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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

It Takes A Village To Staff A Gestapo Unit* Update.

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US Senatrix Hitlery Schicklgruber (N-NY) polishes her comedy act before taking it on the road.

Minneapolis-St.Paul Star Tribune: Hillary Clinton says decision on presidential run is near

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton said Monday she would not support a short-term increase in U.S. troop presence in Iraq unless it was part of a more comprehensive plan to stabilize the country.

Heehee.

Clinton also offered the broadest indication yet that she was close to a decision on whether to enter the 2008 Democratic presidential field.

Ha! "Broad"! Get it?

"I want to make sure the decision is right for me, my family, my party and my country," Clinton said during an interview on NBC's "The Today Show." She appeared on the show to promote the rerelease of her best-selling book on child rearing, "It Takes a Village."*

HEEHEE!

The former first lady said she knew more than any other potential candidate how hard it was to be president. "I saw it in an up close and personal way for eight years," she said. She reiterated that she would disclose her decision sometime after the first of the year.

Not as up close and personal as Monica, of course.

Clinton's comments on the presidential race were her most expansive since winning re-election to the Senate from New York last month. Since then, she has been contacting potential supporters in key early voting states like Iowa and New Hampshire, but has said very little publicly about her plans.

Ha! "Expansive"! Get it?

She also offered praise for Sen. Barack Obama, the Illinois Democrat who has also indicated he may enter the race. Obama drew huge crowds on a visit to New Hampshire earlier this month.

Oh no she didn't!

"He's terrific. He's a friend and a colleague. I have very high regard for him," she said, while sidestepping a question about whether Obama would make a good president.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Please, no more! Somebody stop her, because I can't take it!


"I think he is a really exciting personality and someone who has a lot to contribute to the national dialogue," Clinton said.

Wait. Where are the giant ear jokes?


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The Michael and Cathryn Borden Memorial Book of the Day.*

The Stolen Prince: Gannibal, Adopted Son of Peter the Great, Great-Grandfather of Alexander Pushkin, and Europe's First Black Intellectual by Hugh Barnes

From the Book House of Stuyvesant Plaza:

In the spring of 1703, a young African boy stepped off a slave ship in Constantinople, the gateway between East and West. Huddling in chains, with other frightened captives, the seven-year-old claimed to be a prince of Abyssinia, a "noble Moor" kidnapped and stolen out of Africa. His tragedy was shared by millions of black people caught up in the Islamic slave trade, but his destiny was unique: rescued by Peter the Great, the young African became Abram Petrovich Gannibal.

Russia's westernizing tsar adopted the child and, in a bizarre nature-and-nurture experiment, lavished on him the best education available in the new "European" capital of Saint Petersburg. Gannibal, the "Negro of Peter the Great," soared to dizzying heights as a soldier, diplomat, mathematician and spy. He was fêted in glittering salons, from the Winter Palace to the Louvre, and came to know Voltaire and Montesquieu, who praised him as the "dark star of Russia's enlightenment." At the same time, his military exploits, from northern Spain to the icy wastes of Siberia — to say nothing of his marital problems — sealed Gannibal's reputation as the Russian Othello.

African prince or not, the ex-slave founded a dynasty of his own in Russia, where he came to embody the strengths and weaknesses of the country itself — volatile, courageous, handsome, gifted and always astonishing. His descendants included not only Alexander Pushkin, Russia's greatest poet, but also, in England, several Mountbattens and others close to the royal family.

Truth is stranger than fiction, kiddies.

* Who? Look here.

Kelly Carlson of Nip/Tuck.

From the pages of The King Abdullah Gazette:

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Sadly, Kelly is wasting her considerable talent on the most pathetic show on tv. Every character on Nip/Tuck is a certified psychopath who wouldn't last ten minutes in the real world. (Unless they ran for office, of course.)

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Senatrix Olympia "Dukakis" Snowe (R-ME) and Senatrix Jay "Fey" Rockefeller (D-WV) are Heat Nazis.

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Nota bene - This is a Heat Miser, not REPEAT NOT a Heat Nazi.

First, the Heat Nazis try to stifle anyone with enough brass to challenge their Party Line...

Energy Pulse: The Californication of the Economy

Politicians, now calling themselves “progressives” instead of socialists, see global warming as a big club to wield against corporations.

In early November, Sen. Olympia Snowe (R-ME) and Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D-WV) wrote a joint letter to Exxon Mobil CEO, Rex W. Tillerson demanding that Exxon Mobil cease funding two dozen organizations and individuals they call a “small cadre of global climate change skeptics.”

To put it another way, they want to silence any dissent about “global warming” despite the fact that there is ample scientific evidence that dramatic climate changes are not occurring.

Meanwhile Exxon Mobil has announced it will contribute a million Euros to a European research project devoted to carbon capture and storage.

The Earth, of course, has been warming since the last Ice Age about 11,500 years ago, but despite the bogus “computer models” on which the “global warming” hoax is based, there is no evidence that anything other than perfectly natural climate cycles are occurring.

Then, when people fight back with reality, the fat, rich, white Heat Nazis strike back...

Charleston Daily Mail: Enemy of freedom replies

The Daily Mail's Dec. 5 editorial, "Rockefeller is out of line: The American people are best served by open debate on global warming," regarding my concerns about ExxonMobil's role in fostering pseudo-science not only misses the point, it mischaracterizes my position.

Lies...

For the sake of our grandchildren and future generations, we need an honest debate about the issue of global climate change. That's why I joined Sen. Olympia Snowe, R-Maine," in writing an Oct. 27 letter to ExxonMobil.

Damn lies..

We believed we needed to call attention to the detrimental impact of non-peer-reviewed and widely discredited research in the debate on global warming. In that letter, we urged the new CEO of the world's largest oil company to stop being a leader in disputed science and instead be a leader in research that helps us better understand the problem and develop new solutions.

...Where are the statistics, Citizen Rockefeller?

We didn't "attempt to squelch debate," as the Daily Mail suggested. Rather, our letter was, in fact, an attempt to create and foster greater debate.

That's just what Stalin said.

And part of that debate, I believe, requires calling attention to Exxon-Mobil's funding of a pseudoscientific community whose purpose is to prevent us from tackling global climate change.

ExxonMobil is out of step even with its own industry. Other oil companies have explicitly acknowledged global climate change and are moving to develop and support new energy technologies and solutions.

Instant translation: We have beaten the others into submission. Resistence is futile, ExxonMobil!

Thankfully for West Virginia, clean coal technology (Ha! Tell that to the victims of black lung disease, you criminal. - F.G.) is at the heart of these solutions. And I don't intend to allow deliberate misinformation to undermine our push for major national investments in the clean coal research and facilities that can help solve this problem.

The reality is that we need to have a free and honest debate about how we're going to address a problem that threatens to be of epic proportions.

As long as that "debate" conforms to your left-fascist political agenda, eh, Jay?

In that pursuit, both corporations and private citizens share a covenant to be good stewards of the earth.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Jay Rockefeller
Washington, D.C.

The funny thing is, ESPN canceled 'Playmakers' because it portrayed pro football players too negatively.

Baltimore Sun: Friend of Bears' Tank Johnson killed in nightclub shooting
Tackle was at bar, but police say nothing links him to events there Troubled Chicago Bears nose tackle Tank Johnson is cooperating with police investigating the fatal shooting of his friend inside a nightclub, authorities said yesterday.

Fox Sports: Johnson awaits word on punishment
Chicago Bears defensive tackle Tank Johnson continued to await word Monday on a possible punishment after being arrested last week on misdemeanor weapons charges, then going to a nightclub with a friend who was shot to death. Johnson was arrested for the third time in 18 months on Thursday after police found six unregistered firearms in his suburban home.

From The Totally Coincidental Placement Of Posts Department:

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ABOVE: Noted victim of Gotham, Tara Conner.

WGAL: Trump Gives Miss USA Second Chance
Donald Trump chooses not to fire Miss USA Tara Conner amid reports she has visited bars, though she is not yet 21.

"I've always been a believer in second chances -- Tara is a good person," Trump said in a news conference Tuesday. "Tara is going to be given a second chance."

Vanessa Williams, call your office.

As part of staying on as Miss USA, Conner has agreed to enter rehab.

Trump said, "until this morning, I didn't know which way it was going to go." But upon meeting her in his office, he said that saw her "good heart" and that she "got caught up in the whirlwind that all know as New York."

The pageant should have been moved to Peoria years ago.

"He didn't have to keep me around," a tearful Conner said at the news conference.

Motioning to Trump, she said, "He's a very, very compassionate person, and I obviously learned that today." I plan on walking out of this being the best USA you've ever seen. Thank you, you'll never know what this means to me. I'll never let you down."

In no uncertain terms, Trump spelled out Conner's fate if she stumbles again.

"If she makes the slightest mistake from here on, she will be replaced," Trump said.

Doesn't that "best USA" thingee a couple of paragraphs ago count?

Trump said that he believed Conner can be a good example for "troubled people" -- people who have "trouble with alcohol, trouble with life."

Conner has been competing in pageants since age 4. The Kentucky native said at the news conference that she has wanted to be Miss USA since she was 13.

After winning the Miss USA title in April, Conner finished fourth in the Miss Universe pageant in July.

In 2002, Miss Russia won the Miss Universe pageant but was stripped of her title after violating her contract. In Tuesday's news conference, Trump said she was fired "for doing a bad job."

Here is some good news if you drink and fall down often.

Roto-Reuters: Alcohol may have protective effect in head injuries

Japan's Kafka.

Emily Parker of OpinionJournal introduces Mr. Haruki Murakami, the noted Japanese novelist. Mr. Murakami serves his nation and people as a kind of conscience, which is the writer's second-highest calling. He is also entertaining, which is the highest.

Haruki Murakami has won international acclaim with his tales of talking cats and monsters that lurk below ground. The Japanese novelist claims that these strange, dark things have no place in his personal life. "When I'm not writing they are gone, totally," he assures me. "I don't even dream."

Mr. Murakami seems pleasantly detached from the obsessive worlds of his novels, where protagonists teeter on the edge, narrowly avoiding some abyss below. "Good writers always look into the darkness," he says, but some "go mad" in the process. Not so for Mr. Murakami, who peers into the underworld but always returns to flat land.

Mr. Murakami's surrealist fiction has made him not just a celebrity in Japan, but also the country's most prominent literary export today. His novels are a hit in Asia, America and beyond: "Kafka on the Shore" was apparently a best-seller in Russia. While enormously popular among readers in his home country, he is not necessarily the sweetheart of critics in the Japanese literary establishment. "They didn't appreciate my obsessions," Mr. Murakami explains, sounding amused.

There are other reasons why some in Japan would be wary of Mr. Murakami. The writer ventures where many Japanese fear to tread: exploring the nation's notorious World War II misadventures (WTF??? Laurel and Hardy had misadventures, Emily. Japan had atrocities. - F.G.) in Asia, a taboo subject in Japan and a continuous thorn in relations with neighboring China and South Korea. Mr. Murakami's widely acclaimed "The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle," published in the U.S. in 1997, contains long, gruesome interpretations of the past.

In his book "Underground: The Tokyo Gas Attack and the Japanese Psyche," Mr. Murakami describes preparing to write "The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle": "I did in-depth research into the so-called 1939 Nomonhan Incident, an aggressive incursion by Japanese forces into Mongolia. The more I delved into the records, the more aghast I became at the recklessness, the sheer lunacy of the Imperial Army's system of command. How had this pointless tragedy gone so wantonly overlooked in the course of history?" Nothing was learned from these mistakes, Mr. Murakami laments. "Two years later, Japan entered World War II, and the same insanity and tragedy that happened at Nomonhan was repeated all over again on a massive scale."

Yet while the historical sections of "The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle" riveted the attention of readers overseas, Mr. Murakami tells me that in Japan they got almost no reaction at all. The historical passages were even critically dismissed as "kazari," or decoration.
This all fits into a larger, peculiar pattern of historical amnesia, which is easily caricatured or misunderstood. Japan is undoubtedly a free country, and China's strident complaints about whitewashed Japanese history textbooks can sound tiresome, considering Beijing's own state-sponsored censorship and carefully tailored historical accounts. Japan's problem isn't censorship per se. According to Mr. Murakami, all the information is there, it's just not being taught. Educators don't want to take responsibility for opening up a Pandora's Box.
"Teachers are afraid of criticism from the parents or administration," he says. Mr. Murakami describes his own experience in high school. The problem was not omissions in the textbook. Instead, history was abruptly cut off around 1925, when class time was up for the year. At which point the teacher told the class: Please read the remainder on your own. Mr. Murakami says that such high-school experiences were not at all uncommon.

Japan is often criticized by China and Korea for shirking responsibility for its wartime behavior, in particular the brutal Nanking Massacre. Mr. Murakami draws a sharp contrast between Japanese and German postwar repentance, offering his own explanation: "In Germany, the Nazi Party was elected more or less . . . but in Japan, the emperor system was not a democratic system. So German people think they are kind of responsible . . . but we Japanese don't think we are responsible for the war, because the system was evil and wrong."

Of course, one could argue that a war that ended some 60 years ago has nothing to do with Mr. Murakami's readers, many of whom are in their 20s and 30s. So why does history matter so much to this writer? "If we don't learn from the past, we might repeat it in the future . . . many people are remaking the facts," he says. Furthermore, Japan's avoidance of history only exacerbates the yawning gulf that separates it from its neighbors. "Koreans and Chinese are still accusing us: You did evil things during the wartime. So those facts are still alive and kicking in them. They are very conscious about history. But we are not. There is a big difference between us and them."

Perhaps most important, today's Japan may be particularly ripe for revisionism. Mr. Murakami is keenly aware that his country is in flux. The former Japanese paradigm of state-directed economic growth lasted through the 1980s, before crashing to the ground with the bursting of the asset bubble. The nation has finally finished picking up the pieces, but what the new Japan will look like is unnervingly unclear. "In every aspect of Japanese life there are two currents," Mr. Murakami explains. One path is to go global, the other is to retreat into nationalism.

"In the old days," Mr. Murakami points out, "things were much easier. We work hard and we will get richer--that was all. But things are not so simple anymore . . . Many people are afraid. They are worrying about their future. And some politicians are taking advantage of this general fear or instability. At such times, strong attitudes and simple logic tend to attract people. Especially when North Korea has nuclear bombs and China seems to be most aggressive. That is the soil on which nationalists and agitators grow. Or, more often, dangerous opportunists."

Even as he chooses to spend much of his time in Honolulu, Mr. Murakami appears to reveal the punctilious ways of his homeland. (He reminded me to take off my shoes before entering his home, an airy Hawaiian residence that offers a breath of quiet and anonymity for the celebrity writer. Then he promptly sat down at a light wood table--in formal repose--and looked at me expectantly, waiting for the interview to begin.) And as if to confirm this impression, the Kyoto-born Mr. Murakami says that, in some ways, he is 100% Japanese. "The difference," he says, "is that I'm kind of individualist."

In truth, he is a cultural hybrid. He has spent time living in the U.S., and in our conversation he jumps back and forth between English and Japanese. His own books are dotted with Western cultural references, and he has translated several American classics into his native language, such as the work of J.D. Salinger, Raymond Carver and F. Scott Fitzgerald. He claims to be somewhat of a black sheep in his home country, in part due to his distaste for drinking parties or social conversation. How about Karaoke? "I hate it," he says in Japanese. "If I enter a store and there is a Karaoke machine there, I leave immediately."

Mr. Murakami decided early on to challenge Japanese group-think. "I made up my mind, I would go on my own," he says. "The value of the family was so heavy and solid in those days, the 1960s and early 1970s, you were supposed to find a job in a big company . . . because the economy of Japan was getting stronger and stronger, and the people were getting richer and richer . . . if you miss the bus, miss the train, you'd be left behind. So everyone says, let's get on the train, let's get on the bus and go faster and get rich . . . I just didn't like that kind of lifestyle. I love to read books, to listen to music." So instead of working for a big company, after graduating from Waseda University--a private university in Tokyo--Mr. Murakami and his wife Yoko opened up a jazz club in Japan. Did people think he was crazy? "Of course," he says, laughing.

Mr. Murakami then proceeded to seduce fans world-wide with his fictional creations, in which ordinary Japanese people may encounter fish raining from the sky. Mr. Murakami claims to have inherited nothing from Japanese literature. "I don't know if I'm a good writer or not," he says. "But I'm original."

Mr. Murakami has also assumed the role of cultural ambassador. "I think I'm very popular in China," he says. "I lived in Massachusetts for one year. Many Chinese, Korean students came to me to talk. They were very enthusiastic about my books. They came to me while I was walking on the street . . . it's strange but they were carrying my book in their bag in many cases. I'm very happy because we have a very dark, tragic past, but still they were reading my books very enthusiastically."

It would be a mistake to write off Mr. Murakami's fiction as little more than whimsical fables. Although his books--with the exception of "The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle"--don't usually address history directly, his work is often fixated on the dark undercurrents and disturbing memories that flow beneath the smooth façade of daily Japanese life. In "Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World," monster-infested labyrinths snake below the office buildings of Tokyo. The protagonist in "Kafka on the Shore" is uneasily semiconscious of a murder he may have committed in the past.

"Murakami has always written about half-remembered things that lurk in the mind until they unexpectedly jump out and grab us," writes Jay Rubin, Mr. Murakami's long-time translator, in "Haruki Murakami and the Music of Words." "In 'The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle,' Murakami's most ambitious novel, what leaps out at his narrator from the depths of his individual memory is Japan's dark and violent recent past."

Themes of history and memory clearly run through Mr. Murakami's books. Yet he seems loath to analyze his own work for political messages or historical lessons, saying that he just wants to "write a story." But if Mr. Murakami feels so strongly about facing the past, and so concerned about the future of his nation, why doesn't he address these issues more explicitly in his writing, using his prose to shake Japan out of its historical amnesia? The novelist answers that sending overt political messages is simply not the job of a fiction writer.

That's not to say that Mr. Murakami's colorful prose doesn't address serious issues. It just does so in an indirect way--which, in Mr. Murakami's view, may be even more effective. "If you say, 'I'm very sad, my dog died,' it's a message--a statement. Nobody sympathizes with you," he explains. "In that case, you have to change your statement into another kind of story. When you're sad, when you lost your dog, you should not write about your dog. You should write about another thing. If you write about the dog, it's an essay, not fiction."

Mr. Murakami's refusal to expound on Japanese history in his novels helps to explain their universal appeal. Uncomfortable tales of dark memories or subterranean beasts clearly strike a chord in readers far and wide. "I'm writing about the Japanese character, in Japanese, mostly in Japanese society, but what I'm doing is universal," Mr. Murakami explains. "The languages are different, the mentalities are different, but I think the darkness is the same."

HOT DAMN! All hail the geniuses of the Canadian Scientific Community!

Or, Take that, you nasty disease!

National Post: Diabetes breakthrough
Toronto scientists cure disease in mice

In a discovery that has stunned even those behind it, scientists at a Toronto hospital say they have proof the body's nervous system helps trigger diabetes, opening the door to a potential near-cure of the disease that affects millions of Canadians.

Don't worry, kiddies. I think the nice Canadians will share with everyone. After all, they do let the rest of the world play hockey.

Diabetic mice became healthy virtually overnight after researchers injected a substance to counteract the effect of malfunctioning pain neurons in the pancreas.

"I couldn't believe it," said Dr. Michael Salter, a pain expert at the Hospital for Sick Children and one of the scientists. "Mice with diabetes suddenly didn't have diabetes any more."

How cool is that?

The researchers caution they have yet to confirm their findings in people, but say they expect results from human studies within a year or so. Any treatment that may emerge to help at least some patients would likely be years away from hitting the market.

But the excitement of the team from Sick Kids, whose work is being published today in the journal Cell, is almost palpable.

"I've never seen anything like it," said Dr. Hans Michael Dosch, an immunologist at the hospital and a leader of the studies. "In my career, this is unique."

Their conclusions upset conventional wisdom that Type 1 diabetes, the most serious form of the illness that typically first appears in childhood, was solely caused by auto-immune responses -- the body's immune system turning on itself.

They also conclude that there are far more similarities than previously thought between Type 1 and Type 2 diabetes, and that nerves likely play a role in other chronic inflammatory conditions, such as asthma and Crohn's disease.

The "paradigm-changing" study opens "a novel, exciting door to address one of the diseases with large societal impact," said Dr. Christian Stohler, a leading U.S. pain specialist and dean of dentistry at the University of Maryland, who has reviewed the work.

Canadians beat down those paradigm thingees!

"The treatment and diagnosis of neuropathic diseases is poised to take a dramatic leap forward because of the impressive research."

About two million Canadians suffer from diabetes, 10% of them with Type 1, contributing to 41,000 deaths a year.

Insulin replacement therapy is the only treatment of Type 1, and cannot prevent many of the side effects, from heart attacks to kidney failure.

In Type 1 diabetes, the pancreas does not produce enough insulin to shift glucose into the cells that need it. In Type 2 diabetes, the insulin that is produced is not used effectively -- something called insulin resistance -- also resulting in poor absorption of glucose.

The problems stem partly from inflammation -- and eventual death -- of insulin-producing islet cells in the pancreas.

Dr. Dosch had concluded in a 1999 paper that there were surprising similarities between diabetes and multiple sclerosis, a central nervous system disease. His interest was also piqued by the presence around the insulin-producing islets of an "enormous" number of nerves, pain neurons primarily used to signal the brain that tissue has been damaged.

Wow. I did not know any of that.

Suspecting a link between the nerves and diabetes, he and Dr. Salter used an old experimental trick -- injecting capsaicin, the active ingredient in hot chili peppers, to kill the pancreatic sensory nerves in mice that had an equivalent of Type 1 diabetes.

"Then we had the biggest shock of our lives," Dr. Dosch said. Almost immediately, the islets began producing insulin normally "It was a shock ? really out of left field, because nothing in the literature was saying anything about this."

It turns out the nerves secrete neuropeptides that are instrumental in the proper functioning of the islets. Further study by the team, which also involved the University of Calgary and the Jackson Laboratory in Maine, found that the nerves in diabetic mice were releasing too little of the neuropeptides, resulting in a "vicious cycle" of stress on the islets.

So next they injected the neuropeptide "substance P" in the pancreases of diabetic mice, a demanding task given the tiny size of the rodent organs. The results were dramatic.

The islet inflammation cleared up and the diabetes was gone. Some have remained in that state for as long as four months, with just one injection.

They also discovered that their treatments curbed the insulin resistance that is the hallmark of Type 2 diabetes, and that insulin resistance is a major factor in Type 1 diabetes, suggesting the two illnesses are quite similar.

While pain scientists have been receptive to the research, immunologists have voiced skepticism at the idea of the nervous system playing such a major role in the disease. Editors of Cell put the Toronto researchers through vigorous review to prove the validity of their conclusions, though an editorial in the publication gives a positive review of the work.

"It will no doubt cause a great deal of consternation," said Dr. Salter about his paper.

The researchers are now setting out to confirm that the connection between sensory nerves and diabetes holds true in humans. If it does, they will see if their treatments have the same effects on people as they did on mice.

Nothing is for sure, but "there is a great deal of promise," Dr. Salter said.

The British crackup continues apace...

...or, Eek! Plus Size Nazis!

Daily Mail: Obese should have health warnings on their clothes
Oversize clothes should have obesity helpline numbers sewn on them to try and reduce Britain's fat crisis, a leading professor said today.

A leading professor? That is the worst kind.

And new urban roads should only be built if they have cycle lanes, according to Naveed Sattar, Professor of Metabolic Medicine at the University of Glasgow.

He is calling for more government intervention with a central agency set up to deal with the problems of obesity.

The National Obesity Front? The Death to Fat Scheme?

Britain's fat problem is so acute that it could even bankrupt the health system if nothing is done.

More than half of the UK population is overweight and more than one in five adults is obese. Obese people are at high risk of health problems and treating them takes up an estimated 9 per cent of the health budget.

Prof Sattar is calling for more political intervention.

Comrade Sattar is a commie stooge. What exactly makes him think he knows better?

He and his colleagues say food manufacturers should also display energy content of all meals and snacks at retail and catering outlets.

The saturated fat content of all ready meals and snacks should also be clearly labelled.

And fat people should be thrashed in the middle of ye olde High Street at noon until they stop eating so much.

New urban roads should only be built if they have safe cycle lanes and new housing complexes should be constructed only if they have sports facilities and green park areas, he says.

He also wants to see adviceline numbers attached to all clothes sold with waists above 102 cm for men, 94 cm for boys, 88 cm or size 16 for women and 80 cm for girls.

Such measures would affect comedian Dawn French who runs her own clothes shop Sixteen 47, catering for women up to a size 47.

Huh?

Prof Sattar also wants ads for slimming services without independent evaluation banned, TV ads for sweets and snacks stopped before 9 pm, higher tax on high fat and high sugar foods and tax breaks for genuine corporate social responsibility.

Why don't we just shoot the fat bastards, doc? Or if you are a humane totalitarian thug, let the government poison Big Macs. (The Americans!)

Or maybe we could gas the obese in fake showers and burn their blubber for home heating! And we could mix their ashes with asphalt to make safer roads!

It's not like they are human or anything!

In this week's British Medical Journal, Prof Sattar says education should be provided at all levels to change behaviour towards diet and physical activity, and obesity made a core part of all medical training.

Let the government and the academics control your mind and you will look like a Calvin Klein model (only less effeminate)...

"People clearly have some responsibility for their health, but society and government have a responsibility to make the preferred, easy choices healthier ones," he said.

Careful, doc, the easy choice is to exile you and your buddies to Bangladesh.

Of course all good kiddies know they must move beyond anger...

If you are a Catholic filled with rage at The Church because of sodomite priests abusing boys, liturgical "innovations", direspect for the sacraments, the ignorance of your fellow Catholics, et cetera, Brian St. Paul has some advice for you.

Moving Beyond Anger
by Brian St. Paul, Editor of Crisis Magazine

Last month, popular conservative writer and Dallas Morning News columnist Rod Dreher announced his departure from Catholicism and entry into the Orthodox Church. He issued a long and moving statement explaining his decision on his Web log. In short, the pain of being on the front lines of the sex-abuse scandal (as a journalist) coupled with the rampant heterodoxy of the modern American parish slowly pushed him away from the Church. Perhaps his Catholic faith was too intellectual, he said; whatever the case, he was ill-equipped to handle the spiritual toll of seeing scandal, sin, and corruption at the very heart of Christ’s body.

May God have mercy on Citizen Dreher's immortal soul.

Sadly, many Catholics have taken Dreher’s move as an opportunity to judge his soul, intellect, personal character, and eternal destination. I’ll not do that, and I’m ashamed of those who have. Indeed, I don’t want to say much about Dreher at all—while I’m sad to see him go, I don’t consider it my business to evaluate his spiritual life. Rather, I was struck by one specific point he raised in his piece:

The pursuit of justice is a wonderful and necessary thing, even a holy act. But I became so tormented over what had happened to those children at the hands of
the Catholic clergy and hierarchy that I could see nothing else but pursuing justice. And my own pursuit of justice allowed me to turn wrath into an idol. .
. . Over time, the anger, and my inability to master it and put it in its place, corroded the bonds that linked me to Catholicism.


I can relate to Rod’s dilemma, having worshipped the same idol myself; I doubt I’m alone in that. The fact is, there’s a lot of anger among faithful Catholics today, and much of it is justified. I get angry when a music minister turns the liturgy into a free-form jazz exploration, or when a pastor launches into a heretical (or merely stupid) homily, or when a bishop fiddles around while his diocese slides into neo-paganism. And, of course, when much of the American hierarchy ignored the numerous warning signs of a sexual crisis . . . well, righteous anger was the only appropriate response.

Amen to that, Brother.

But the Christian cannot stop there. Anger, like bodily pain, is a symptom—a sure indication that something is wrong somewhere. Maybe there’s a problem in the Church, or in the heart of the one who is angry. Either way, a good measure of objective introspection is called for. The gospel, after all, is a message of joy, not rage. When we succumb to the temptation of anger—and it is tempting—we close ourselves off from the peace and happiness that Christ brings. No Christian can be satisfied with that.

Nicely put.

A word of advice—and this comes from painful personal experience: If there’s an ecclesial matter that makes you angry, and you cannot find a way to move beyond that emotion, then separate yourself from the matter, at least for a time. Periodic disgust has a way of turning permanent. If you’ve found yourself in the middle of the liturgical battles, for example, and have become embittered as a result, take a step back. The fight is important, but your spiritual life must take priority. Be wary here: The Enemy will try to convince you that should you withdraw from the fight—even temporarily—all will be lost. Don’t fall for it. The devil has a way of turning the best motives into intellectual pride.

The Foolish One is a master trickster.

There’s much in the Church today that should cause anger. But if we’re going to take seriously the absolute sovereignty of God, we must acknowledge that there’s a reason He allows it. We do not worship the mushy gods of the New Age, or the enfeebled deity of Open Theism. The Christian God is robust—all knowing, all seeing, all powerful. And vengeance is His.

Amen to all that.

The Suffolk Strangler(s).

AP: Second man arrested in U.K. prostitute murders
Ipswich, England - A 48-year-old man who reportedly lives in the red-light district of this small town in eastern England was arrested Tuesday, the second suspect detained in the deaths of five prostitutes. The arrest came a day after police took into custody a 37-year-old grocery store clerk who had said in a newspaper interview he knew all five women but denied killing them. Detectives were questioning both men Tuesday; neither has been charged.

School nerd who liked to help vice girls - The quiet neighbour at Telegraph

Sorting the truth from Hollywood myth at Times Online

Interview with first suspect at Sunday Mirror

Gadhafi Duck's Third World Hellhole Update.

The more things change, kiddies...

AP: Libya sentences Bulgarian nurses to death in AIDS case
Tripoli, Libya - A court convicted six foreign health workers Tuesday on charges of deliberately infecting 400 children with the AIDS virus and sentenced them to death, setting off shouts of joy in Tripoli.

The verdict, which will be automatically referred to Libya's Supreme Court, drew quick condemnation from European nations, which have charged that the five Bulgarian nurses and a Palestinian doctor were being made scapegoats. A Western medical study, released too late for the trial, said the infections occurred before the medical workers came to Libya.

The AP eloquently states the case for the decriminalization of DDT.

The same fools who have killed millions of innocents by banning DDT now blame those deaths on the world's free economies.

How many more millions must die for the sins of Rachel Carson before we wake up? (Also here, here, and here.)

Worcester Telegram & Gazette: Malaria advances steadily thanks to 'global warming'
Karatina, Kenya— The soft cries of children broke the morning stillness as parents brought them in to the hillside hospital one by one — feverish, racked by chills, drained by a disease once unknown in the high country of Kenya.

Just outside town later this day, scientist James Mutunga scooped water from an irrigation ditch, poured it into a plastic basin, and leaned down with a practiced eye.

“See, here, there’s a larva. This one’s about a day old,” he said, scanning the murk for tiny, newly hatched “anopheles arabiensis,” a malaria-bearing mosquito rarely found in Kenya’s uplands.

Last year Mutunga’s team detected them nearby at an altitude of 6,243 feet. “That’s the highest ever in Kenya,” the young entomologist said.

Painstaking work remains to be done before conclusions can be reached. But Kenyan and international researchers are moving closer to showing that climate change — rising temperatures — is tied to malaria’s spread into African highlands that long were largely free of the ancient plague.

People here already seem to know it.

“It’s because the temperatures are going up,” farmer Patrick Kabugu, 49, said as he watched Mutunga hunt for larvae in his lush green field of corn and cassava. “There’s more and more malaria — even in 1-year-old children.”

The gentle bite of a female anopheles, transmitting the malaria parasite to the human bloodstream, leads to the death of more than 1 million people worldwide each year, an estimated 75 percent of them African children, international health authorities report. Tens of millions more suffer chronically from the debilitating disease.

Here in Karatina, amid coffee plantations on the slopes of Mount Kenya, 50 miles north of Nairobi, people a decade ago began noticing an upsurge in malaria, beyond the usual cases of travelers from the warmer lowlands.

“It’s increased a lot — I’d say five times as much as just a couple of years ago,” nurse Gladys Wachira told a visitor to the hospital’s pediatrics ward, a sparsely equipped, unheated building where mothers in coats lay atop beds with their ailing children, undergoing treatment with antimalarial drugs.

Bernard Mwenje and his wife, Priscilla, waited on a bench to have 5-year-old Denis admitted. She said the boy first contracted malaria at 4 months, and has suffered repeated attacks since.

“I think it was about five years ago that we began to notice more mosquitoes around,” the father said.

The hospital’s medical superintendent, Dr. Roseline Atienu, estimated 60 percent of child patients today have malaria. “This is not supposed to be a malarial area. Now it’s our No. 2 problem, behind pneumonia,” she said.

The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, a U.N. network of climate scientists, has long projected that mosquito-borne tropical diseases would spread to new areas that grew warmer. The malaria parasite needs temperatures above 64 degrees Fahrenheit to develop.

“There is a known climate envelope for this disease that requires warm temperatures,” said Dr. Jonathan Patz, a University of Wisconsin expert on climate-disease links. Of malaria’s predicted spread, he said, “In some ways it is common sense.”

The pattern seems to be unfolding in east Africa, where researchers report malaria epidemics in recent years in the highlands of six countries. In one west Kenyan district between 1986 and 1998, cases rose to 120 per 1,000 population per year from 16 per 1,000.

As conference delegates met in the mile-high, “malaria-free” Kenyan capital, the impact may have been closer than they knew.

“Mosquitoes don’t like urban environments,” said larva hunter Mutunga. “But we found some in a slum area in Nairobi recently. It’s quite alarming. We’re asking for data from the local clinic.”

I'll bet the Iroquois knew this a long time ago.

Orlando Sentinel: Your nostrils are communicating with each other, researchers say
By studying blindfolded college students who crawled through grass to sniff out a chocolate-scented trail, scientists say they have found evidence of a human smelling ability that experts thought was impossible.

The study indicates the human brain compares information it gets from each nostril to get clues about where a smell is coming from. And it suggests dogs, mice and other mammals do the same thing, contrary to what most scientists have thought.

People compare signals from each ear to locate the source of a noise. But the prevailing notion has been that mammals can't follow the same strategy for smells, because their nostrils are too close together to get distinct signals.

"We debunked that," said Noam Sobel of the University of California, Berkeley, who reported the new results Sunday with graduate student Jess Porter and others on the Web site of the journal Nature Neuroscience. The work will appear in the journal's January issue.

The report isn't the first to suggest the two-nostril idea. But Sobel and colleagues have now "opened the doors for full consideration of it," said an expert familiar with the work, neuroscientist Charles Wysocki of the Monell Chemical Senses Center in Philadelphia.

The new paper reports five experiments. But most of the paper focuses on what a group of undergraduate psychology students could do on a patch of lawn on the Berkeley campus.

One outdoor experiment was designed to see whether people could use just their noses to follow a 30-foot-long trail of chocolate scent, which traced a dogleg course through the grass.

The trail was created with scented twine. But the 32 participants were blindfolded and equipped with thick gloves, kneepads and elbow pads to make sure they couldn't see or feel it. They also wore earmuffs.

Two-thirds of the participants succeeded in following the scent. But when they tried it again with their noses plugged, nobody could do it.

Another experiment found that people got better with practice. Yet another experiment, with 14 participants, found that the volunteers did better if they used two nostrils than if one nostril was taped shut. They succeeded 66 percent of the time with two nostrils, versus 36 percent with one nostril.

The scientific community is finally catching up to the imagination of children.

What used to be magic is now R&D...

St. Petersburg Times: Scientist says Santa's trip totally possible
Larry Silverberg, a professor of mechanical and aerospace engineering at North Carolina State and the new official egghead of Christmas, has proven - proven - that Santa's one-night world present-dropping trek is possible. He says Santa uses electromagnetic waves, nanotechnology, genetic engineering and the space-time continuum. "Rips in time allow Santa months to deliver presents while only minutes pass on Earth," Silverberg said to those for whom this was not eminently obvious. Also, according to Silverberg, the whole elves-in-the-workshop thing is a debunked theory, because Santa actually builds the toys on site, using a nano-toymaker to create them from soot at each house. "Santa's trip is possible and based on plausible science." Case closed.

Saint of the Day and daily Mass readings.

Today is the Feast of St. Meuris and St. Thea, virgins of Gaza who were martyred in Alexandria. Pray for us, all you angels and saints.


Today's reading is
Judges 13:2-7, 24-25.
Today's Responsorial Psalm is
Psalms 71:3-4, 5-6, 16-17.
Today's Gospel reading is
Luke 1:5-25.


Everyday links:

The Blessed Virgin Mary
The Rosary
Our Mother of Perpetual Help
Prayers from EWTN
National Coalition of Clergy and Laity (dedicated to action for a genuine Catholic Restoration)
The Catholic Calendar Page for Today
ZENIT - The World Seen From Rome


Just in case you are wondering what exactly Catholics believe, here is

The Apostles Creed

I believe in God, the Father Almighty, Creator of Heaven and earth; and in Jesus Christ, His only Son Our Lord, Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried.He descended into Hell; the third day He rose again from the dead; He ascended into Heaven, and sitteth at the right hand of God, the Father almighty; from thence He shall come to judge the living and the dead.I believe in the Holy Spirit, the holy Catholic Church, the communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body and life everlasting. Amen.


Memorare

Remember, O most gracious Virgin Mary, that never was it known that any one who fled to thy protection, implored thy help or sought thy intercession,was left unaided.Inspired with this confidence, I fly unto thee, O Virgin of virgins my Mother; to thee do I come, before thee I stand, sinful and sorrowful; O Mother of the Word Incarnate, despise not my petitions, but in thy clemency hear and answer me. Amen.


St. Joseph, her most chaste spouse, pray for us.


Anima Christi

Soul of Christ, sanctify me; Body of Christ, save me; Blood of Christ, inebriate me; Water from Christ's side, wash me; Passion of Christ, strengthen me; O good Jesus, hear me; Within Thy wounds hide me; Suffer me not to be separated from Thee; From the malicious enemy defend me; In the hour of my death call me; And bid me come unto Thee; That I may praise Thee with Thy saints and with Thy angels Forever and ever. Amen.


Prayer to St. Anthony, Martyr of Desire

Dear St. Anthony, you became a Franciscan with the hope of shedding your blood for Christ. In God's plan for you, your thirst for martyrdom was never to be satisfied. St. Anthony, Martyr of Desire, pray that I may become less afraid to stand up and be counted as a follower of the Lord Jesus. Intercede also for my other intentions. (Name them.)


Prayer To Saint Michael The Archangel

St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle, be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the devil; may God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou O Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the divine power, thrust into hell Satan and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.


Prayer to End Abortion

Lord God, I thank You today for the gift of my life, and for the lives of all my brothers and sisters. I know there is nothing that destroys more life than abortion, yet I rejoice that you have conquered death by the resurrection of Your Son. I am ready to do my part to end abortion. Today I commit myself never to be silent, never to be passive, and never to be forgetful of the unborn. I commit myself to be active in the pro-life movement, and never stop defending life until all my brothers and sisters are protected and our nation once again becomes a nation with liberty and justice, not just for some, but for all. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.


Prayer For Vocations

Send forth your Spirit, Lord, into the hearts of your faithful people, that we may be conscious of our vocation to holiness and sevice to others. Grant that many of us may dedicate ourselves to You through the priesthood and the religious life.We pray especially for the needs of our own parish and diocese. Grant that we may always have sufficient good and holy priests, and dedicated Sisters to serve our commumities.We pray, too, for religious orders; that generous men may join them to become zealous missionaries in preaching the Gospel in word and action, especially to the poor and abandoned.We make this prayer through Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Redeemer. Amen.


Prayer Before The Crucifix

Behold, O kind and gentle Jesus, I kneel before Thee and pray that Thou would impress upon my heart the virtues of faith, hope, and charity, with true repentance for my sins and a firm purpose of amendment. At the same time, with sorrow I meditate on Thy five precious wounds, having in mind the words which David spoke in prophecy: "They have pierced my hands and my feet. I can count all my bones."


Divine Praises

Blessed be God.
Blessed be His Holy Name.
Blessed be Jesus Christ, true God and true Man.
Blessed be the Name of Jesus.
Blessed be His most Sacred Heart.
Blessed be His most Precious Blood.
Blessed be Jesus in the most Holy Sacrament of the Altar.
Blessed be the Holy Spirit, the Paraclete.
Blessed be the great Mother of God, Mary most holy.
Blessed be her holy and Immaculate Conception.
Blessed be her glorious Assumption.
Blessed be the name of Mary, Virgin and Mother.
Blessed be Saint Joseph, her most chaste spouse.
Blessed be God in His angels and in His saints.
May the Heart of Jesus in the most Blessed Sacrament
Be praised, adored and loved
With grateful affection at every moment
In all the tabernacles of the world
Even to the end of time. Amen.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Dumbass Dying Magazine Gimmick of the Year.

AFP: Congratulations! You've been named Time magazine's person of the year
Time magazine has named 'You' as its person of the year, with a mirror cover designed to reflect the importance of user-generated Internet content as a driving force in the modern world.

Maybe you, kiddies, but not moi...and certainly not Larry King .

But Senator Miracle Worker IS running!

The only major American politician who really believes in the magical properties of snake oil throws his itsy bitsy hat into the ring.

The Beacon News: Officials: John Edwards to enter presidential race
Former Democratic vice presidential nominee John "The Healer" Edwards intends to enter the 2008 race for the White House, two Democratic officials said Saturday.

What'shisname, we hardly knew ye.

Bloomberg.com: Indiana's Evan Bayh Won't Run for President in 2008
Senator Evan Bayh, an Indiana Democrat, said he won't seek his party's nomination for president in 2008...

The episcopal crackup continues apace.

Remember this one, kiddies? It seems the congregants are following their leaders out the door.

How bad has it gotten? These poor protestants are looking to join African dioceses.

The Washington Times: 8 Virginia flocks break away
Eight Northern Virginia churches announced yesterday they will leave the Episcopal Diocese of Virginia after their congregations voted overwhelmingly to depart because of liberal trends in the 2.2-million-member Episcopal Church.

After nearly five hundred years of heresy and schisim, the price paid for the denial of individual free will (in theory) and the worship of individual free will (in practice) may be recognized as too steep.

Come home to Rome, where there is always a Light on for you...

Goat Rapists Contra Reality Update.

San Jose Mercury News: Afghanistan's schools in peril
TALIBAN SEES EDUCATION AS THREAT TO ISLAM

Zarghon, Afghanistan - The teacher had been warned.

Mohammed Aref was on duty near the front gate of his school. The children were at recess, playing volleyball without a net.

The throaty rumble of a motorcycle broke through their playful shrieks and laughter. The lone rider, a man wearing a traditional shalwar kameez with his face obscured by the long tail of his turban, called Aref over to talk. Then he pulled an AK-47 from under his baggy shirt and fired six bullets into the teacher.

Aref had no way to defend himself. His only weapons were his faith in knowledge, some tattered books and a piece of chalk. He died in the dirt in front of horrified pupils.

May God have mercy on his brave soul.

Fifteen days earlier, Taliban guerrillas had come in the darkness and posted a ``night letter'' on the door of his farmhouse, telling the 50-year-old teacher to stay away from the school if he wanted to stay alive.

Aref, who earned just $50 a month, stood his ground. One of the first victims in the resurgent Taliban's dirty war on education, he gave his life trying to teach Afghan children that there is more to theirs than endless war.

After the United States joined with anti-Taliban militias five years ago to bring down the Islamist government, one of the biggest changes was in education. The Taliban, whose name means ``students,'' regard Western-style education as a direct threat to the vision of a pure Islamic state. Its followers regard modern education as a morally toxic force of Western colonialism.

The Taliban's founders learned their disdain for most things modern in radical religious schools in Pakistan, where the only legitimate subject is study of the Koran. Extremist mullahs teach a harsh version of Islam that professes to be a return to traditions established by the Prophet Muhammad.

A decade ago, when the Taliban swept across southern Afghanistan to seize the capital, Kabul, the mullahs issued edicts closing the women's university and most girls' schools. A collapsing infrastructure made it difficult for many boys to attend school as well.

When schools reopened in 2002 after the ouster of the Taliban regime, only about one-third of Afghanistan's school-age children were in class. Today, the World Bank says, the figure is 87 percent, about 6.5 million pupils, a reflection of the hope of Afghan parents that the U.S.-backed government will be able to bring their country into the modern world. Some aid workers estimate the figure is much lower.

The United States has distributed textbooks and supplies, trained 50,000 teachers and rebuilt 672 schools.

Isn't that supposed to read "the evil, imperialistic United States"?

But once again, education is under pressure from the Taliban.

The militants are active once more across at least half of the country, including the southern province of Helmand, where Aref died in December 2005. Afghanistan's corrupt police and weak army are unable to provide much security.

Over the past year, insurgents have burned at least 146 schools, and security concerns have forced 215 others to close, the Afghan Education Ministry says. Zuhoor Afghan, an adviser to Education Minister Mohammed Hanif Atmar, says about 220,000 students have quit school because they fear for their lives...

Senator Token Update.

What in the world could this mean?

NBC 5 Chicago: Obama, Wife Concerned About Personal Safety
He's everywhere these days -- from New Hampshire to Naperville to the Jay Leno Show. And considering the serious world politicians live in, Sen. Barack Obama and his wife are considering the risks of being in the public spotlight even more than they are now.

There sure are a lot of white people in New Hampshire...

"What you try and do is minimize the security risks the best way you can, but you can't be a public figure and not be in the public," said Democratic political consultant David Axelrod, who said he thinks Obama will make his decision to run for President in the last weeks of January.

When the Senator visited Kenya this summer, he attracted thousands of people.

...and he didn't feel threatened in a black African nation, either...

Before Obama leaves for his native Hawaii this month to spend time with his family, he sat down with Mayor Richard Daley to discuss whether he will endorse Daley's sixth term.

So what's with the subtle playing of the you-know-what card?

While he was there, the Mayor offered some advice for an Obama Presidential campaign -- should there be one.

As for Axelrod, he has notified Hilary Clinton's campaign that he will be advising Obama.

"We need to be taken beyond this jagged edged politics we've had, and we need someone who can restore a national sense of unity," Axelrod said.

Zzzzzzzzzzzz...

Totalitarian Pennsylvania Update.

Slow Eddie Rendell, newly re-elected Kleptocrat-in-Chief of Pennsylvania must be feeling his oats, kiddies. He created a $150k patronage position (running the Commonwealth's booze monopoly) for a political crony.

Surprise!

This is what happens when you vote left-fascist...

Philly.com: $150,000 LCB post for retired legislator
Out of a job for only two weeks, former State Sen. Joe Conti today will be named chief executive officer of the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board, a newly created $150,000-a-year post with the nation's largest buyer of wine and spirits.

The Rendell administration pushed the appointment of the Bucks County Republican, calling him perfect for the job. Yet the news was immediately met with outrage by the LCB chairman.

"This is not transparency in public government," said Jonathan Newman, adding that he learned of Conti's hiring when Rendell's office gave him a job description for the new position at 3 p.m. yesterday.

"I'm very disappointed and very concerned that this is what government comes down to."

Conti, who served for 12 years in the House and Senate before retiring at the end of November, will make more than twice the chairman's $65,572 salary and be in charge of day-to-day operations of the agency, which operates 643 state liquor stores.

If a chief executive officer was needed, Newman said, there should have been a nationwide search.

"I do not believe it is appropriate for the LCB to pay an unprecedented salary of $150,000 in the style and manner in which this was done," he said.

Newman said he planned to oppose the appointment this morning, when the board is scheduled to vote on Conti's hiring. He stressed that he had nothing against him personally.

"In fact, he's a nice guy," Newman said.

It appeared that the chairman would be outnumbered this morning. The other members of the board, P.J. Stapleton and Thomas Goldsmith, lauded Conti, as did a Rendell spokeswoman.

They said that the management structure now in place, with three board members trying to oversee most major functions, was antiquated and that there was a dire need for a chief executive.

As CEO, Conti would oversee everything from marketing to procurement to lease arrangements with private businesses and would answer to the board.

Rendell appointed all three members of the board to their current terms, although Stapleton and Newman were holdovers from past administrations.

In the Senate, Conti served as chairman of the Law and Justice Committee, which oversees the LCB, during the time the agency expanded Sunday sales and allowed wine tastings at stores. He formerly ran two of his family's restaurants in the Philadelphia suburbs.

"He can hit the ground running," Goldsmith said. "He is totally familiar with the issues facing us."

Goldsmith also defended Conti's salary. "It's a bargain price. This is a $1.7 billion business," he said. "In the private sector, a CEO would be making $1 million a year."

Heehee!

Stapleton called the salary "peanuts," adding that Conti "is very knowledgable about the operation of the agency. And this isn't an agency that's easy to understand."

Approached yesterday at the Capitol, Conti declined to comment, saying the appointment was not official until the board voted.

In a year-end interview with Capitol reporters Monday, Rendell stressed that he was pleased with the direction of the liquor board. Among other recent changes, the board has expanded selections and opened 20 locations inside supermarkets.

But Rendell said the new position was needed nevertheless.

"We need a day-to-day operator," he said, without elaborating.

Senator Brain Damage imagines himself a Great Man.

Luckily, the goat rapists won't take him seriously, either.

Fox News: Sen. Arlen Specter Planning Trip to Syria
Longtime Republican Senator Arlen Specter said he will visit Syria despite loud objections by the Bush administration, saying the situation in Iraq is so dire that it is time Congress step up to the plate and see what it can do.

Specter, who has been in the Senate for 26 years, said in an interview late Friday he is planning a trip to the Middle East that will include Israel and Syria. The senator said he and other Republicans are concerned that the administration's policies in the Middle East are not working and that other Republican members may follow him.


"I've talked to my Republican colleagues, and there is a disquiet here," Specter said.

The visit, coming after a trip by Democratic Senator Bill Nelson, would be a direct affront to the White House. The United States has limited diplomatic ties with Syria because of its support for Hezbollah and Hamas
, which the U.S. calls terrorist organizations. President George W. Bush has expressed reluctance to seek help from Damascus on Iraq until the Syrians curb that support and reduce their influence in Lebanon.

You think you know what autism is, but you don't know.

Imagine being locked in a box, unable to escape or communicate to those outside.

Then imagine the outsiders label you retarded because they think your box is you.

Lancaster Online: 'With one foot in each world,' autistic man earns MU degree
Will Turnbull is one of 25 Lancaster County students who will graduate Sunday from Millersville University with honors.

But he is the only one who is autistic.

In fact, Turnbull, 32, the son of James and Ellie Turnbull, of Lititz, is the first person in Pennsylvania with his degree of autism (in the middle of the spectrum) to graduate from college, according to his mother.

In August, he addressed the National Autism Conference at Penn State.

“I think he’s going to find his niche as a public speaker,” said his mother.

He has already found a job, with the Pennsylvania Action Coalition for Autism Services, giving presentations to people studying to be advocates for people with autism.

The irony is that Turnbull doesn’t speak. A “Write: OutLoud” computer program speaks for him.

Nor does he write.

With impaired fine-motor skills, he communicates slowly and laboriously by tapping a letter board, one letter at a time, or by typing on the computer, one letter at a time, with the eraser end of an unsharpened pencil.

In either case, he needs someone —usually his mother, although at least 10 other people type with him — to aid him. When he taps the board, her finger steadies his hand; when he types, her hand grips his elbow.

Mrs. Turnbull has been with her son on his 10-year college odyssey, transporting him, sitting in classes with him, taking notes for him, asking the questions he types out on his computer.

On Sunday, he’ll join more than 400 students, including about 167 from Lancaster County, at the 2 p.m. graduation ceremony in Pucillo Gymnasium. Master’s degrees will be conferred on 41 graduate students.

With his new job, Turnbull hopes to take greater control of his life. He is planning to move out of the family home and begin working with a new, young aide. His mother hopes he will marry someday.

“Now I’m out of a job,” she joked.

And even though they get on each other’s nerves sometimes, she said they work very well together.

“It’s been a privilege,” she said. “It’s been extraordinary.”

In his new job, Turnbull tells about his life.

He has a movement disorder that sometimes interrupts his thinking.

“A rush of emotions takes over his body, making it hard for him to sit down and get out what he wants to say,” Mrs. Turnbull said.

He has sensory integration problems that make a flash bulb blinding, the music of a church organ unbearable, the switching on of the refrigerator motor maddening.

“Our background noises are his foreground noises,” she said. “That’s the reason we never take him to Wal-Mart or Circuit City, where he would be bombarded by sensory stimulation.

”He doesn’t eat pasta or bread because he can’t stand the texture. For the same reason, he can’t wear certain fabrics, such as wool and pique, and clothing tags drive him crazy.

Until he was 17, Turnbull was considered mentally retarded because he did not talk. Then a Lancaster-Lebanon Intermediate Unit 13 teacher taught him to type.

“Within a few months he was typing: ‘I want to be in regular education; I’m really smart; I’m a Democrat; I hate my clothes; I want to redecorate my room’ ” his mother said.

Democrass? Well, nobody is perfect.

Two years later, he was on National Honor Society at Warwick High School. At age 21, he graduated from Warwick.

It’s taken him 10 years to complete his undergraduate degree, with five years at the Lancaster campus of Harrisburg Area Community College and five at Millersville, from which he will receive a bachelor’s degree in English, with a minor in history.

On Thursday, Turnbull took his last college exam, in literary criticism and theory.

“It (the exam) was a great culmination to my college years,” he wrote.

“I loved (the course). It challenged my thinking and helped me develop my own philosophy of literature.

“It involved hearing the voices of all the disenfranchised — ethnic groups, women, even those with communication differences like me.

”Writing these few sentences just hours after taking his last exam took its toll on Turnbull. He interrupted himself frequently, bursting out with words, such as “Done,” and slapping his head or biting his hand, while obsessively folding and unfolding an index card in his other hand.

“I’m trying to control my behavior,” he wrote after taking a break.

“He’s getting 10 years of anxiety out,” said Mrs. Turnbull.

She explained that even though he says, “Done,” he doesn’t mean it, and he slaps and bites himself instead of others, childhood behaviors he has unlearned.

This type of behavior is what he calls his “deceiving exterior,” she said.

“He tells people, ‘You have to look deeper and see what’s inside.’

”Turnbull, whose friends call him “Professor,” is planning to write a book about his life — “of living life under the guise of mental retardation while having high intellectual ability.”

He will probably take the title from a poem he wrote in 1995 that ends, “with one foot in each world.”

Mrs. Turnbull always thought they would have a big party when Will graduated from college.

“But that isn’t his style,” she said.

Instead they will celebrate “very quietly.”

They’ll order in some pizza. His brothers, Dan, 28, and Jesse, 25, will come.

“We’ll sit around, relax, savor the moment,” she said.

“We’ll cry a little bit. But they’ll be good tears.”

Amen to that, Father!

The Scotsman: 'Forgive Church sinners' call
The Pope's personal priest, Father Raniero Cantalamessa, yesterday urged the Catholic Church to hold a day of fasting and penitence to ask forgiveness for sexual abuse scandals involving clergymen.

Fear not, kiddies! Father Cantalamessa is a Capuchin grounded firmly in Catholic orthodoxy, as the following demonstrates.

ZENIT: Sermon of Father Raniero Cantalamessa -12/16/06
Vatican City - Here is a translation of the Advent sermon delivered Friday by Father Raniero Cantalamessa, Pontifical Household preacher, in the presence of Benedict XVI and members of the Roman Curia in preparation for Christmas.

Dumbass Waste of Taxpayers' Money of the Day (Austrian Division)

Australian Broadcasting Corporation: Viennese gender equality a sign of the times
A green exit sign shows a woman, rather than a man, running for the door, while a traffic light features another crossing the street, in a new initiative by the City of Vienna to raise awareness about gender equality.

BTW, the word is "sex", not "gender", you ninnies.

The campaign, launched on Thursday and entitled "Wien sieht's anders" (Vienna sees it differently) is part of the Austrian city's "Gender Mainstreaming" project.

Ditto.

Its aim is to "give both genders the same exposure and ensure an equal distribution of chances, opportunities and duties" by changing the gender of figures pictured on familiar signs, City Hall said in a statement.

Ack!

"Because it clashes with fixed visual habits, the campaign compels (people) to think, look and act differently," Sonja Wehsely, city councillor in charge of women's affairs, said in the statement.

Mind control. How quaint. The nineteenth century plague known as socialism is still with us.

Thus, signs using male characters will have their female equivalent, while the opposite will also be true.

Female exit signs and pictograms in bathrooms featuring a man, rather than a woman, changing a baby, will be introduced at City Hall to start with, the statement said.

Seats reserved for the elderly and pregnant women on Vienna's buses and trams will soon also picture a man carrying a child on his lap.

A roadworks sign picturing a woman in a skirt digging into a pile of dirt and used on a campaign poster will not see the light of day, however, because of traffic regulations.

Ditch diggers in skirts...You've come a long way,baby.

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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