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Behold the fleas with which that mangy orange cur has infested conservatism! SUCKERS! Neo-Nazis battling commies in the streets? Welcome...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Thursday, December 28, 2006

John 'I am NOT the guy who talks to the dead!' Edwards adds comic relief to the 2008 race.

AP: John Edwards joins presidential race
Former Democratic vice presidential nominee John Edwards jumped into the presidential race Wednesday a day earlier than he'd planned, prodded by an Internet glitch (GORE DID IT! GORE DID IT! - F.G.) to launch a candidacy focused on health care, poverty and other domestic issues.

The North Carolina Democrat's campaign accidentally went live with his election Web site a day before an announcement Thursday that was scheduled to use Hurricane-ravaged New Orleans as a backdrop.

Cute. Nothing says compassion for the poor like a multi-millionaire shyster.

The slip-up gave an unintended double-meaning to his campaign slogan on the John Edwards '08 Web site: "Tomorrow begins today."

Slogans that were almost chosen:

"Yesterday never was."

"The fiscal year begins in July."

"Tomorrow, tomorrow, you're only a day away."

Aides quickly shut down the errant Web site but could not contain news of the obvious, even in the shadows of former President Ford's death.

"Better a day earlier than a day late," said Jennifer Palmieri, an Edwards adviser.

Stay tuned to the Miracle Worker's presidential campaign for more profundity like this, kiddies.

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