Memo To The Rs:

1) Marginalize the Repansycans among you.
2) No more big government big tent.
3) Cut taxes.
4) Slam the border shut and throw the illegal invaders back into the third world cesspools from which they came.

And, most importantly,

5) Kill as many goat rapists as possible between now and January, 2008. That may help our nation survive a while longer.

And one more thing...

If you think you were abandoned by the Right yesterday, just go ahead and nominate someone like Senator War Hero, Mayor 9/11, or Governor Mormon in 2008. Go ahead. I dare you.