...just like Monica Lewinsky.
WOWT-TV: Clinton In Omaha
The former president spoke to about 2,500 people at the Qwest Center Omaha to help raise money for Girls Inc. of Omaha. The organization provides educational and recreational programs to girls. Tickets to the lunch cost $75.
Sweet gig. The moron sure knows how to pick 'em.
He said developing better education for girls around the world and giving them more opportunity to advance would help solve many world issues, including terrorism.
Ha! Instant translation: The more girls on their knees, the better.
"More posts in politics, business and military are being opened to young women in America. Sadly... there are also more women suicide bombers than before, who demand equal opportunity to blow themselves to smithereens in the name of killing," Clinton said. "We have to work building more partners and fewer terrorists -- it's always less expensive than fighting them."
Those palestinian chicks are hot, though. Right, Your Travesty? I'll bet you think getting head from a girl wrapped in C-4 is quite the turn-on.
Clinton also said it is harder for foreign students to study here since the Sept. 11, 2001 terror attacks, contributing to a shortage of students interested in studying math and science.
He said if the country encouraged more Hispanic and black girls to study those areas, rates could increase and eliminate that shortage in 10 years.
Why the heck didn't you introduce legislation forcing minority babes into math and science, genius? Another failure of America's third-favorite left-fascist strongman wannabe!
"We cannot do it unless we get rid of these cultural messages that young girls can't go into science and mathematics," Clinton said. "We should get to the point in our country where we don't see gender, we see ability."
First, retard, the word for which you were groping in your rather specialized vocabualry is "sex", not "gender". Look it up.
Second, the only things you see when you gaze upon Vaginal-Americans are more potential victims for your disordered lusts.
After the appearance, Clinton greeted crowd members who mobbed the area around the podium, seeking photographs, autographs and the former president's ear.
Behold! Yet another new generation of fat chicks with low self-esteem!
A secret service official collected items from the crowd including lunch programs, old photographs and copies of Clinton's autobiography, "My Life," after Clinton promised to sign them.
Clinton grabbed a camera and took a picture of himself with a group of young people. He also greeted 13-year-old Omaha resident Olivia Hershiser, holding her shoulders while he asked her name and if she enjoyed his speech.
"Shoulders"? Is that what the kids are calling them these days?
"I was shocked," said Olivia, who was born after Clinton was elected to U.S. presidency. "He was nice."
Yes, sweetie, he's always nice until he whips out his hideously deformed primary sexual organ and tells you to kiss it.
Then he'll bite your lip (an old professional rapist's trick from way back) and rape you.
Just ask the real women in his "life".
Of course, many endarkened females think that rape is nice when a leftist does it.