Hmmm...Instead of her own excrement, she may be planning on eating small African children.

The Coprophilia World Tour has been postponed yet again as the former Miss Ciccone comes up with yet another gimmick to get her time-ravaged mug and disease-ridden carcass on tv.

Roto-Reuters: Madonna adoption plans trigger broad backlash

LONDON - Controversy and criticism have followed Madonna every step of the way on the path to stardom, more often enhancing her career than hindering it.

But even she may be surprised by the strength of the backlash over her plan to adopt a small boy from Malawi.

One-year-old David Banda arrived in London on Tuesday and the welcome he received from the international media camped out at Heathrow airport and outside Madonna's London home was a sign of how radically his life was about to change.

Maybe Janet Reno will send in the leftapo and ship him back to Malawi.

That change is what concerns many children's charities, who wonder how Banda will cope with leaving a Malawi orphanage for a world of luxury homes, private jets and press intrusion.

Press intrusion? How about having a moron for a mother? If we didn't invent IQ tests to keep cows like this from hideously warping other people's kids, why did we invent them?

"What we're saying is, rather than taking this child overseas and caring for him in a totally alien environment, why not support the father to take care of his own son in his own community?" said Philippa Lei of the World Vision group.

Banda's mother died shortly after giving birth, but his father is alive and has told reporters that he only intended to leave David in the orphanage for a short time. He did, however, welcome Madonna's decision to adopt his son.

Maybe he'll grow up to become one of her sodomite dancers by the time the Coprophilia Tour hits the road.

The debate about the adoption has inevitably moved to the Internet, where similar concerns are being aired.

"To take him away from his father is cruel and selfish, an act designed to provide Madonna with favorable publicity," wrote one contributor responding to an opinion piece in Britain's Observer newspaper that was strongly in favor of Madonna.

"That child will grow up to resent her for taking him away from his natural parent."

He'll resent her for the poor taste she will inculcate in him.

Not everyone is against the adoption. Madonna's supporters point out that she is donating considerable time and money to Malawi and that, on balance, the boy stands to gain.

"Angelina Jolie, Meg Ryan and Mia Farrow have done it too, drawing criticism of rich celebrities, western arrogance, racism and fashionably cute babies. But surely what counts most is the happiness of one child?" Britain's Guardian newspaper wrote in an editorial.

I would like to see how many of the left-fascist Guardian's editors would be happy after just three minutes in that house.

Madonna's motives have been questioned, as commentators wonder whether the 48-year-old is imitating other "A"-list stars.