Beauty is a universal. It is the same all the time and everywhere.

I know I do not have to prove that to you good little kiddies out there, but not everybody who visits my idiot corner of Bloggerdom gets it, you know.

Remember the green-skinned Orion Slave Girls from Star Trek? Hotter than heck, right? And they were really green.

Christina Ricci as an Orion Slave Girl.

But, remember guys, they are still females. In the Star Trek episode "The Menagerie", the Commodore warned us:

"They're like animals. Vicious. Seductive. They say no human male can resist them."

Reese Witherspoon as an Orion Slave Girl.