How I miss the innocent olden days of Playmakers*!

TSN: Report: Traylor faces disciplinary action
Miami Dolphins nose tackle Keith Traylor faces disciplinary action for violating the NFL's personal conduct policy, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported on Wednesday. Traylor is on probation for two misdemeanor charges stemming from a May 16 arrest in Oklahoma on charges of driving under the influence and possession of a controlled dangerous substance.

AP: NFL suspends Odell Thurman for season
Bengals linebacker Odell Thurman, already banned for the first four games of the season for violating the NFL's substance abuse policy, was suspended Wednesday for the rest of the season following his arrest on a charge of drunken driving.

Slam! Sports: Bears defensive back Ricky Manning pleads no contest to assault
Chicago Bears defensive back Ricky Manning Jr. pleaded no contest Tuesday to a felony assault charge stemming from an attack on a man in a restaurant.

EdmontonSun.com: Romanowski survives confrontation
Former NFL player Bill Romanowski can continue coaching his 12-year-old son's flag football team after scolding another seventh-grader over what the notorious linebacker considered dirty play, the recreation league's director said yesterday.

CBS 2: DEA Investigating Chargers' Terrence Kiel
San Diego Chargers strong safety Terrence Kiel admitted to shipping at least two parcels of prescription cough syrup to Texas--one day after the player was arrested at team headquarters, according to federal drug officials.

Oh, yeah...there was also this item:

CBS News: Questions Remain About Terrell Owens
Did the controversial pro football player really take 35 prescription pain killers? If so, was it confusion, an allergic reaction, or a suicide attempt? Or was the whole thing a misunderstanding? Terrell Owens claims the latter.

*ESPN's late, unlamented drama.