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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

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"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

From The More Money Than Brains Department:

And it is only $200, kiddies!

IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO GET RID OF YOUR SOCK LINES!

Tootsie Tanner

The Tootsie Tanner was developed as a convenient mini foot tanning bed that can be used in the comfort of your home. If you play golf, tennis, jog or participate in any outdoor activity, there is an unattractive result: The Dreaded Sock Line!

With the Tootsie Tanner, you can attain a seamless tan from your legs all the way down to your tootsies. You can not control the amount of UVB (burning rays) from natural sunlight. This unit controls both the UVA/UVB ratio and your exposure time.

All components are in compliance with UL and meet performance standards designated by FDA 21CFR1040.20 for sunlamp products. The Tootsie Tanner operates with a standard of 120V/90W.

Click here to see our full color brochure.

Click here for the Tootsie Tanner Image Gallery. (Thanks to Steve Czaban for the heads up.)

We golfers have been known to spend money on a lot of stupid things, but this one doesn't even pretend to improve your game!

Posted by TheChurchMilitant at 9:24 AM

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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