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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

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"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Thursday, May 18, 2006

From the pages of The King Abdullah Gazette: Zhang Ziyi

As a public service I would like to periodically offer moslem men a reason to live (as well as a reason not to kill themselves and untold numbers of innocent people). I realize your average mohammedan in the casbah has no more of a chance of meeting Zhang Ziyi than I do, (and that is a mighty slim chance) but stranger things have happened.

This fake newspaper feature of TheChurchMilitant is dedicated to that Grand Poobah of the Sandbox, our greatest Ally and Friend, the Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla, (and all-around rational human being) King Abdullah of the House of Saud.







































Ahhh...Ain't life grand, kiddies?

Posted by TheChurchMilitant at 10:52 AM

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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