Web Site of the Day: TheBrushback.com

This is how the two weeks leading up to the Super Bowl should be reported. TheBrushback.com is full of sports parodies like these.


Joey Porter Angered By Lack Of Disrespect

DETROIT--Joey Porter has a bone to pick with the national media. The hot-tempered lineabacker is furious by a perceived lack of disrespect for the Pittsburgh Steelers in the upcoming Super Bowl. He lashed out at reporters on media day, insisting that the Steelers deserve more disrespect than the Seahawks.

“What’s all this disrespect I’ve been hearing for the Seahawks?” he asked. “Everyone’s saying they can’t win, they’re not tough enough – it’s all bullshit. We’re the ones who should be disrespected here. We’re the ones who barely made the playoffs. We’re the ones who squeaked by Indy on a missed field goal, and they were one of the best teams in football this year. Yet they’re getting all the disrespect? That’s not fair.. Please, please say something disrespectful so I have a reason to take the field Sunday.”

Steelers Hoping To Catch Seahawks Looking Ahead To Pro Bowl

DETROIT--With a league-leading seven players selected as All-Pros this season, the Seattle Seahawks have reason to look forward to the Pro Bowl on February 12. But they still have one major obstacle to overcome before the big day: the Super Bowl. Their opponents, the Pittsburgh Steelers, have made no secret of the fact that they are hoping to catch the Seahawks looking ahead to next week. Full Article>>


Many Seattle Fans Openly Rooting Against Jerome Bettis

DETROIT--According to a poll conducted by the Seattle Post-Intelligencer,many fans of the Seattle Seahawks are openly rooting against beloved Pittsburgh running back Jerome Bettis. It was widely believed that everybody in America was pulling for Bettis in his quest to win a Super Bowl in his hometown of Detroit, but sadly, that may not be the case. The poll indicated that most Seattle fans want Bettis to have a horrible game and go home a loser. Full Article>


Defiant Skip Bayless Picks Vikings To Win Super Bowl

NEW YORK--Despite the fact that the Minnesota Vikings didn’t even make the playoffs, a defiant and cocky Skip Bayless predicted they would win the Super Bowl this Sunday in Detroit. Bayless, whose columns appear weekly on ESPN.com, is known for his provocative and controversial viewpoints. Full Article>>

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