Featured Post

It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Q: How do you make Tyra Banks and Heidi Klum ugly?




A: Dress them in "fashions" you'd have a hard time convincing a $10 whore to wear. (Ok, so Tyra doesn't look good in anything anymore. I'll give you that. She can expect a call from Hustler any minute now.)

Even Adriana Lima, one of the most exquisite women in the world today was unwatchable in last night's horrific Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Allegedly a "holiday" -themed show, this waste of time, money, and beautiful women should be classified as a crime against humanity and its producers jailed. All people of good will hope and pray this will be the last year this nonsense afflicts the airwaves.

Memo To Victoria's Secret: Lose the lame wings. They are so over.

P.S. Boys, if any of you were aroused by this atrocity, you need to see a therapist. Or two.

No comments:

About Me

My photo
First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

Labels

Blog Archive