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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

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"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Friday, December 09, 2005

Bill Clinton, an eskimo, and global warming walk into a bar together...

Bill Clinton Heats Up UN Climate Conference
(CNSNews.com) - Former President Bill Clinton is expected to address the U.N. Climate Change Conference on Friday, the final day, after the Sierra Club reportedly raised the money to pay for Clinton's trip. Full Story


Warm Homes Causing Arctic Ice Melt, Eskimo Charges
(CNSNews.com) - An Arctic Inuit representative said the lower 48 states have a mild climate, and therefore Americans should have no problem turning down their thermostats this winter to stop Arctic ice from melting. Full Story

Americans Told to Bypass Govt. in 'Global Warming' Fight (CNSNews.com) - As many industrialized nations continue struggling to comply with the greenhouse-gas-limiting Kyoto Protocol, American citizens are being told to bypass the Bush administration and support a grassroots "ratification" of the treaty. Full Story

The punch line is: Bill Clinton goes home with the fat chick with low self esteem because eskimos and global warming are fictional characters. And because he can.

Posted by TheChurchMilitant at 10:40 AM

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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