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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

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"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Monday, October 24, 2005

Are you wondering who the fabulous babe in the Mercury commercials is?


Name: Jill Suzanne Wagner
Born: Jan. 13 1979
Winston-Salem, NC
Height: 5' 8"
Eyes: Emerald green
Hair: Brown

She's best known for appearing on MTV's low grade moron extravaganza Punk'd.

Mercury seriously miscalculated. It is simply impossible for the 98% of American men who are heterosexual to pay any attention whatsoever to their cars when Miss Wagner is in the shot. (No, that is not a typo, kiddies. It's 98%. Kinsey and the other perverts are liars. Surprise!)

Posted by TheChurchMilitant at 9:56 AM

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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