The brutalization of our women continues apace.

From WJLA comes the heartwarming story of how little girls, encouraged to be just like boys for their entire lives, bond just like boys do.

Cumberland, Md. (AP) - Six Frostburg State University field hockey players have pleaded guilty to hazing in a case that sent one of their teammates to the hospital with alcohol poisoning.

All six defendants were fined 300 dollars and sentenced Monday to one year unsupervised probation. The state dropped assault charges.

The women are eligible for probation before judgment - meaning their convictions could be expunged if they meet the conditions of their sentences.

The women were charged in April with hazing their new teammates by urging them to drink large amounts of beer and liquor. Charging documents say the victims also were pelted with flour, ice and eggs and made to sit their own vomit and urine.

The defendants were Elizabeth Armstrong and Tawni Buck of Port Deposit, Kristin Cousin of Edgewater, Amanda Griswold of Rockville, Kimberly Smith of Frederick and Morgan Whalen of Milford, Delaware.

Congrats to their parents for producing such competitors. I am certain they will go far. Maybe they will get to have Donald Trump leer at them on national tv.

Speaking of which, check out new Trump reality contestant Alla Wartenberg, an immigrant from Moldova who achieved the American dream by removing her clothes for money.

"Can any of you girls do any tricks on stage with those funky sticks of yours? You know what I mean."