I get mail...

So a few people have noticed. Nice, but beside the point.

I do not want to sound prickly, but if you don't get it, then don't bother to comment. You are wasting your time and, more importantly, mine.
That reads very unfriendly. How about this: If you don't get it, you are in the wrong place.

This is not meant as a judgement of you on my part. You simply navigated incorrectly. You stumbled out of your comfort zone into something that makes you uncomfortable. No problem. Simply go elsewhere. I suggest a familiar place where you can be with people just like you. There is a lot to be said for tribalism, after all.

In a word, this is my place. It may be public, but it is not for everybody.
Silly, but I thought all this was understood.

Of course, for the handful of you who do get it - Let's Party!